{"id":7829,"date":"2001-03-04T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2001-03-04T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.staging28.planetswans.co.uk\/?p=7829"},"modified":"2020-09-22T11:26:01","modified_gmt":"2020-09-22T11:26:01","slug":"u-r-i-bender","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/2001\/03\/04\/u-r-i-bender\/","title":{"rendered":"U r i Bender"},"content":{"rendered":"<table>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p>Mike Lewis and Uri are close friends from his Reading days. Uri a self confessed Reading fan has visited the Vetch before in our last woeful season 3 years ago showing his spoon bending abilities to the North Bank at half time. The North Bank replied to the psychic &#8220;You can stick your fuggin spoons up your @rse!&#8221; chant, but it seems that he can&#8217;t get enough silver-ware up his posterior and has come back for second helpings!<\/p>\n<p>Uri may be used to train the players in positive thought, personally I feel his psychic powers should be used on 9th floor to bugger off and take mumbling buffoon John Hollins with him!<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/swanseacity.rivals.net\/default.asp?sid=971&#038;p=2&#038;stid=8021717\">Falling On Deaf Ears<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/swanseacity.rivals.net\/default.asp?sid=971&#038;p=2&#038;stid=7975030\">Win \u00c2\u00a3150<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rivals.net\/default.asp?sid=971&#038;p=2&#038;stid=7979391\">League Table<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mike Lewis and Uri are close friends from his Reading days. Uri a self confessed Reading fan has visited the Vetch before in our last woeful season 3 years ago showing his spoon bending abilities to the North Bank at half time. The North Bank replied to the psychic &#8220;You can stick your fuggin spoons [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":453,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7829","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/453"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7829"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7829\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}