{"id":7830,"date":"2001-03-05T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2001-03-05T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.staging28.planetswans.co.uk\/?p=7830"},"modified":"2020-09-22T11:26:01","modified_gmt":"2020-09-22T11:26:01","slug":"caption-comp-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/2001\/03\/05\/caption-comp-results\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Comp Results"},"content":{"rendered":"<table>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p>This competiton was judged by the missus so no arguing she&#8217;s always right \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Winner: &quot;Tim Jenkins&quot; who wins a ticket to the Northampton match<\/p>\n<p>JH :&quot;I&#8217;ve been with some fcuked up birds in my time Cyril but your the dirtiest! I like that!&quot;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>The Best Of the Rest:<\/p>\n<p>SnackaJack: &quot;JH: Yes, I can confirm Cyril is definitely a male swan&quot;Phil Sumbler: &quot;This months spot the puppet competition was proving to be the hardest yet&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Norman Croft: &quot;John: Sorry Cyril because of our financial position &#8211; YOU are Sunday Lunch!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Margret Meldrew: &quot;Cyril do you have a hard on?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Murph:<\/p>\n<p> &quot;cyril: oooohhherr arrrr john: mmmmm pnerrrgggghh photographer: oh fug lookout..johns got another cob coming on.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Eddy: &quot;I&#8217;m so glad that we finally came out of the closet&quot;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>And the ones that were nowhere near:<\/p>\n<p>Wolf: &quot;We lost again Cyril!!!!.YIPPEE !!!!!!!!.Lets leave winning to the MIGHTY BLUEBIRDS !!!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Cardigan Bluebird: &quot;please tell me you are really SAM HAMMAN&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Big John Freeze: &quot;You&#8217;re not bad looking bird for a welsh slapper&quot;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This competiton was judged by the missus so no arguing she&#8217;s always right \ud83d\ude09 Winner: &quot;Tim Jenkins&quot; who wins a ticket to the Northampton match JH :&quot;I&#8217;ve been with some fcuked up birds in my time Cyril but your the dirtiest! I like that!&quot; The Best Of the Rest: SnackaJack: &quot;JH: Yes, I can confirm [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":453,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/453"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7830\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}