{"id":7927,"date":"2001-05-29T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2001-05-29T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.staging28.planetswans.co.uk\/?p=7927"},"modified":"2020-09-22T11:26:01","modified_gmt":"2020-09-22T11:26:01","slug":"humourous-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/2001\/05\/29\/humourous-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Humourous Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n
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‘It’s a case of him (Eric Cantona) losing les marbles.’ – GARY LINEKER<\/p>\n

‘Hagi has got a left foot like Brian Lara’s bat’ – DON HOWE<\/p>\n

‘Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot’ – RAY CLEMENCE<\/p>\n

‘There’s no width on the wings.’ – ANDY GRAY<\/p>\n

‘We are now in the middle of the centre of the first half’ – DAVID PLEAT<\/p>\n

‘The lad got over-excited when he saw the whites of the goalpost’s eyes.’ – STEVE COPPELL <\/p>\n

‘To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch.’ – RUUD GULLIT<\/p>\n

‘The Saudis would struggle in Europe because of that problem with those prayers five times a day.You don’t know if they’re going to turn up for training.I’m being serious.’ – DON HOWE<\/p>\n

‘He’s chanced his arm with his left foot.’ – TREVOR BROOKING<\/p>\n

‘They’ve come out at half time and gone bang.’ – RON ATKINSON<\/p>\n

‘It’s the end of season curtain raiser’ – PETER WITHE<\/p>\n

‘They’re still in the game, and they’re trying to get back into it.’ – JIMMY HILL <\/p>\n

‘Signori has all the tricks up his book.’ – RAY WILKINS<\/p>\n

‘It was one of those goals that’s invariably a goal.’ – DENIS LAW<\/p>\n

‘I’d say he’s the best in Europe, if you put me on the fence.’ – BOBBY ROBSON<\/p>\n

‘Glenn is putting his head in the frying pan.’ – OSSIE ARDILES<\/p>\n

‘We’re not used to weather in June in this country.’ – JIMMY HILL <\/p>\n

‘England now have three fresh men,with three fresh legs.’ – JIMMY HILL<\/p>\n

‘A game is not won until it is lost.’ – DAVID PLEAT<\/p>\n

‘Wimbledon are putting balls into the blender.’ – RODNEY MARSH<\/p>\n

‘Di Matteo’s taken to playing in midfield like a duck out of water.’ – PETER OSGOOD<\/p>\n

‘Poor Miklosko. Hasn’t had to make a save yet he’s let three goals in.’ – TREVOR FRANCIS<\/p>\n

‘There’s Bergkamp standing on the halfway line, with his hands on his hips, flailing his arms about.’ – JOHN SCALES<\/p>\n

‘If England get a point, it will be a point gained as opposed to two points lost.’ – MARK LAWRENSON<\/p>\n

‘Unfortunately, we don’t get a second chance. We’ve already played them twice.’ – TREVOR BROOKING<\/p>\n

‘[Phil Neville] was treading on dangerous water there…’ – RON ATKINSON<\/p>\n

‘Both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have conceded a couple of goals.’ – PETER WITHE<\/p>\n

‘That’s twice now he [Terry Phelan] has got between himself and the goal.’ – BRIAN MARWOOD<\/p>\n

‘Stoichkov is pointing at the bench with his eyes.’ – DAVID PLEAT<\/p>\n

‘I think it’s that lack of width with his height.’ – TREVOR BROOKING<\/p>\n

‘I’ve had this sneaking feeling throughout the game that it’s there to be won…’ – RON ATKINSON<\/p>\n

‘If you just came into the room and didn’t know who was who you’d obviously say Newcastle looked the most likely to score.’ – TERRY PAINE<\/p>\n

‘If there’s a weakness in Chelsea’s defence, it’s in their defence.’ – Radio 5<\/p>\n

‘I would also think that the replay showed it to be worse than it actually was.’ – RON ATKINSON<\/p>\n

‘Mirandinha will have more shots this afternoon than both sides put together.’ – MALCOLM MACDONALD<\/p>\n

‘The Arsenal defence is skating close to the wind.’ – JACK CHARLTON<\/p>\n

‘I think that was a moment of cool panic there.’ – RON ATKINSON <\/p>\n

‘Beckenbauer has really gambled all his eggs.’ – RON ATKINSON<\/p>\n

‘He’s very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him.’ – BOBBY ROBSON<\/p>\n

‘He has a great understanding of where the goalkeeper is in relationship to the goal.’ – DAVID PLEAT<\/p>\n

‘With eight minutes left, the game could be won in the next five or ten minutes’ – JIMMY ARMFIELD<\/p>\n

‘Brazil, the favourites – if they are the favourites, which they are…’ – BRIAN CLOUGH<\/p>\n

‘If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again.’ – TERRY VENABLES<\/p>\n

‘They didn’t change positions, they just moved the players around.’ – TERRY VENABLES<\/p>\n

‘He has got perfect control over the ball right up to the minute he lets it go.’ – PETER WALKER<\/p>\n

‘They’re all on top of their game – fans and players alike.’ – DAVID FAIRCLOUGH<\/p>\n

‘They’ve missed so many chances they must be wringing their heads in shame.’ – RON GREENWOOD<\/p>\n

‘If you’re going to score one goal or less, you’re not going to get your victories.’ – TREVOR BROOKING<\/p>\n

‘Merseyside derbies usually last 90 minutes and I’m sure today’s won’t be any different.’ – TREVOR BROOKING<\/p>\n

‘That’s football Mike – Northern Ireland have had several chances and haven’t scored, but England have had no chances and scored twice.’ – TREVOR BROOKING<\/p>\n

‘Fortunately, Paul Scholes’ injury wasn’t as bad as we’d hoped for.’ – TREVOR BROOKING<\/p>\n

‘It’s end to end stuff, but from side to side’ – TREVOR BROOKING<\/p>\n

‘He [Brian Laudrup] wasn’t just facing one defender : he was facing one at the front and one at the back as well.’ – TREVOR STEVEN<\/p>\n

‘He’ll be giving everything, but he hasn’t got everything to give.’ – IAN ST JOHN<\/p>\n

‘Football’s football: If that weren’t the case it wouldn’t be the game that it is.’ – GARTH CROOKS<\/p>\n

‘And there’s Ray Clemence looking as cool as ever out in the cold.’ – JIMMY HILL<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

‘It’s a case of him (Eric Cantona) losing les marbles.’ – GARY LINEKER ‘Hagi has got a left foot like Brian Lara’s bat’ – DON HOWE ‘Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot’ – RAY CLEMENCE ‘There’s no width on the wings.’ – ANDY GRAY ‘We are now in the middle […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":453,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7927","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7927","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/453"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7927"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7927\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7927"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7927"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jackarmy.net\/wp67\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7927"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}