U r i Bender

Sunday, 4 March 2001, 0:00
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Mike Lewis and Uri are close friends from his Reading days. Uri a self confessed Reading fan has visited the Vetch before in our last woeful season 3 years ago showing his spoon bending abilities to the North Bank at half time. The North Bank replied to the psychic “You can stick your fuggin spoons up your @rse!” chant, but it seems that he can’t get enough silver-ware up his posterior and has come back for second helpings!

Uri may be used to train the players in positive thought, personally I feel his psychic powers should be used on 9th floor to bugger off and take mumbling buffoon John Hollins with him!

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