BJB – Day 14

Friday, 6 June 2003, 0:00
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05.06.03 – 09.01am – All of the housemates are still asleep. Unbeknown to them Big Jack Brother has sprayed a sleeping gas into the house overnight that should keep them asleep until 11am while they prepare a little surprise for them in the seating area. Big Jack Brother has calculated that the gas will keep John Williams asleep most of the day.
05.06.03 – 11.13am – Peter Owen is the first person up. That makes him the first to receive the surprise. He cannot enter the seating area until he has registered his details on the bedroom door. Big Jack Brother’s note tells him that he only has to register once for the area and then he can automatically come back in later on.
05.06.03 – 11.33am – Leon Britton is second up. He asks Peter to lift him up so he can register his details. Slowly one by one the housemates get up and input their details into the door. John Hollins is the last one (bar Williams who is still asleep) but he takes twenty minutes making the decision of whether he needs to or not.
05.06.03 – 12.14pm – Further surprise for the housemates. The garden is now out of bounds to them unless they sign up for "Big Jack Brother World" at the cost of £3.99 per month. Big Jack Brother has provided them all with direct debit forms that they complete and drop into the diary room where they will be collected and sent to their respective banks. Anyone signing up today will get two days free access to the BJB garden before any money is collected. Leigh Dineen immediately starts a "Think of a pun, pay the garden" campaign where he needs 1p per week from 100 people to pay for it.
05.06.03 – 1.03pm – Nick Rees is plotting his campaign to get into the garden. He is planning to ask BJB if he can make some phone calls to see if he can get access for free and then his dad will pick him up and take him there. As soon as he is finished in the garden, his dad will take him back into the house.
05.06.03 – 1.33pm – Leighton James decides that he is far too important to pay to enter the garden. He attempts to walk out without paying and receives a code violation warning from BJB. BJB makes an announcement into the house that if he tries it again the PTV Police will visit his home and attach his testicles to the electrical current. Leighton signs a direct debit form declaring "I invented Direct Debits"
05.06.03 – 3.42pm – Steve Watkin has paid his subscription fee and moves to walk into the garden. Sadly he walks straight into the patio doors and breaks his nose in the process. Jason Smith admires the break wishing he had one like that.
05.06.03 – 5.12pm – Big Jack Brother calls Leon Britton into the diary room. Apparently his junior savers account is not suitable for a direct debit and Big Jack Brother also asks him for the signature of a parent or guardian on the direct debit form. BJB agrees that Leon can enter the garden and backdate his money when he leaves the house.
05.06.03 – 6.01pm – Myra has calculated that her pension will just about stretch to three weeks in the garden. Leigh announces the success of his scheme and donates some of the money to Myra so she can afford it.
05.06.03 – 7.33pm – Leighton James shocks the house with a confession. His slot on Real Radio is part of a ‘care in the community’ programme and he is really a mental patient who is being re-housed back into society. The shock is soon eclipsed when John Williams gets out of bed.
05.06.03 – 10.12pm – Less than 24 hours to the second eviction and the house are convinced that John Hollins will be evicted. Hollins himself is less than sure and believes he can deliver the Big Jack Brother title to his adoring fans. Leon Britton throws his dummy at him (and we’re not talking Leighton James!)
05.06.03 – 11.58pm – The end of the last night in the house with 11 people. One of them will depart tomorrow night but who. Click below if you have not already voted and check back tomorrow to see….

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