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| 15.07.03 – 10.17am – Myra is in the diary room choosing the day’s activity. She asks Big Jack Brother for a pack of cards to play Bridge and Canasta with. Also she wants some blue rinse for the group and some balls of wool to do some knitting with. | |||
| 15.07.03 – 11.14am – Myra’s things have turned up in the house. She tells the housemates that they will be having a typical ‘girly’ day today just like she has with her friends in the outside world. She has decided that Jason will be the first to have the blue rinse treatment followed by Leigh, James and finally Leon. | |||
| 15.07.03 – 12.12pm – All the housemates now have their hair dyed blue. James decides that Jason looks like a tablet that you put into the toilet whilst Leon looks more like one of the teletubbies. Myra sits them down to start playing cards. "Okay she says Canasta first." Leon pipes up "Who is Asta Myra?" | |||
| 15.07.03 – 12.24pm – Leon’s question to Myra was answered by James "Asta La Vista Baby" and Leon is away crying in the corner of the room as James called him Baby. He cries that it is not fair just because he is the smallest person in the house that he keeps being called Baby. James is taunting him even more by singing the Britney Spears song "Hit me baby one more time" Myra decides to abandon the cards and start on the knitting. | |||
| 15.07.03 – 2.21pm – The sight of Jason, James and Leigh knitting on the sofas has to be seen to be believed. They are all trying to knit a new jumper for Leon to cheer him up. There is a bit of a problem though when Jason drops all his stitches and the ones on the needle aren’t doing much better either. | |||
| 15.07.03 – 3.17pm – The housemates are still knitting the jumper but on each section they are now incorporating in the design something that will remind Leon who did what bit. James Thomas is knitting in a picture of three goals, Leigh a huge £ sign, Myra a picture of a blue rinse wig and Jason a pair of crutches. Leon is trying to tell him that it is a jumper and it shouldn’t have a crutch. | |||
| 15.07.03 – 6.18pm – Leon’s jumper is finished. He tries it on and the miracles has happened – it is too small. Leigh volunteers to take it home for one of his kids action men instead even if it may be a bit tight even on them. Leon is disappointed so Myra lets him have an ice cream from the freezer to make him feel better. | |||
| 15.07.03 – 7.22pm – Myra is now trying to explain to the group the rules of Bridge. All the housemates have put some of Myra’s curlers in to go with the blue rinse but the cards is getting nowhere. Leigh suggests a game of snap instead which starts well enough until Jason breaks the table whilst shouting snap. | |||
| 15.07.03 – 9.47pm – Before heading to bed, the housemates wash their blue rinse out. Or at least they try to – it is not for moving and Myra reads the label again and it says that the rinse will naturally fade and disappear in the next six weeks. James has to be physically restrained to stop him committing assault. | |||
| 15.07.03 – 11.54pm – There are now just ten nights left in the Big Jack Brother House. However for one of the housemates there are just three. Which housemate though is up to you to decide – cast your vote on who you would like to see evicted this week by using the form below. | |||
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