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| 30.06.03 – 8.02am – Nick Rees is the first housemate up. He shakes Leigh Dineen to wake him and quietly begs for forgiveness for falling out with him on Saturday. Leigh remains silent on the matter but Nick feels better for apologising. | |||
| 30.06.03 – 9.15am – It’s time to write more script for the play that will be acted out on Wednesday within the house. Nick is busy practising his accent which at the moment is Swansea with a tinge of Spanish. Sounds quite amusing when he makes comments like "Que Mush Who do you theenk you areeeeee" | |||
| 30.06.03 – 11.14am – Leigh is enjoying his role in the play as Huw Jenkins. He is walking round saying "Oi Dineen make me a cup of tea now" with a huge grin on his face. Sadly no-one is playing Leigh in the play but nonetheless he has a look of self satisfaction on his face. | |||
| 30.06.03 – 12.53pm – Myra and Leon are busy acting out a scene from the play where Brian Flynn and Dave Morgan are having a conversation over what Martinez should be offered. Myra is finding it hard to take Leon seriously when she cannot look him in the eye whilst Leon is thinking what nice knees Myra has. | |||
| 30.06.03 – 1.41pm – Jason Smith has made the group a lunch of Chilli and Rice. As the housemates take the first mouthful they realise that it is way way too hot and ask Jason why he didn’t taste it as he made it. "I would have done but I lost the sense of taste in an accident years ago" he answers, not overly surprisingly. | |||
| 30.06.03 – 2.32pm – Nick comes to the diary room to ask how quick Big Jack Brother can arrange him a flight if he is evicted on Friday. He is told that he will probably have to wait a week or so for it to be arranged. Leigh offers to start a "Return For Rees" campaign when he tells the rest of the group what Big Jack Brother said to him. | |||
| 30.06.03 – 3.59pm – The housemates are feeling very pleased with themselves. They have finished the script for the play and decide to have a dress rehearsal once I have run out of room to communicate today’s diary from the house. They are happy with the script and believe that they are onto a winner as far as next week’s food budget goes. | |||
| 30.06.03 – 5.14pm – Jason Smith heads to the bathroom. Two minutes after he shuts the door the housemates hear an almighty crash and run in to see what he has done. The toilet is in broken in four places, the bathroom cabinet has a huge crack in the mirror and the towel rail has come off the wall. Jason tells the group that he was lucky and escaped without a scratch and then picks the three toes off the floor and heads to the diary room to request medical attention. When he gets there Big Jack Brother tells him that he has only lost two toes and he looks down and realises that one of them was Leon Britton. | |||
| 30.06.03 – 6.22pm – All of the housemates are locked in one of the bedrooms as Big Jack Brother makes the necessary repairs to the bathroom. While they are in there Nick find some stains on John Hollins sheets from his time in the house and announces to the group "Well that confirms what I always thought of him" | |||
| 30.06.03 – 7.59pm – Peter Owen is entertaining the group with his Mike Lewis impression. He has used some of Myra’s make up to redden his cheeks quite badly and is walking round the room with holes in his shoes and a bottle of whiskey in his hand. He is telling any housemate that will listen that he is hard done by and that he only ever wanted good for the club. Leigh, Nick Rees and Myra take him out into the garden to let Myra give him a good kicking making Peter think that his impression was too good. | |||
| 30.06.03 – 10.27pm – The housemates are ready to do their dress rehearsal and luckily we have run out of space. One of the housemates will perform the play this week and then be evicted on Friday – who goes is your decision and you should cast your votes by using the form below. | |||
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