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| 01.07.03 – 7.02am – Big Jack Brother awakes the housemates with a request for Leigh Dineen to come to the diary room. Apparantely someone has been sending e-mails from his account claiming that he is on a beach sipping San Miguel. Leigh is not alone someone claiming to be Nick Rees sent the e-mail in the first place, Big Jack Brother asks Leigh to communicate to the housemates the fact that it takes a dim view of misleading the general public. | |||
| 01.07.03 – 8.14am – Jason Smith is practising for his role in tomorrow’s play by impressing the housemates with his knowledge of injuries. He claims that he can name forty three muscles that you can pull in the top half of your body and that he has pulled forty four of them. | |||
| 01.07.03 – 9.01am – Myra is doing the cleaning in the house. Nick suggests that she hoovers up all the cr p off the Big Jack Brother floors. Myra comments back that Watkin, Williams, Hollins and Leighton James have already been evicted. Leon Britton has become slightly confused and is wondering why Dave Morgan is doing the hoovering. | |||
| 01.07.03 – 10.42am – James Thomas comes to the diary room. He is asking if theu can provide him with a camera so that he can play a more realistic Reg Pike in the play tomorrow. Big Jack Brother offers him a long rain coat as well. | |||
| 01.07.03 – 12.28pm – A paper aeroplane has been flown into the Big Jack Brother garden and it is picked up by Jason Smith. The note simply (!) says "I know someone who lives near Big Jack Brother headquarters. Well I know the brother of someone that does and he was talking to his milkman’s third cousin’s wife’s brother’s Uncle the other day and it appears that Leon Britton is likely to be evicted from the house this week" Naturally all the housemates believe this because it has come from a reliable source. | |||
| 01.07.03 – 2.54pm – Big Jack Brother advises the housemates that the only reliable source is the tomato one in the cupboard and that they should ignore the content of the paper plane that landed in the garden earlier. Peter Owen agrees and said that if it was to be reliable then it would have had Swans World written down the side of the plane. | |||
| 01.07.03 – 4.13pm – The lights have gone out in the BJB House. Leon advises that the housemates should be able to live from the light that his halo provides whilst apparantely the sun also always shines out of James Thomas’ a se. Nick advises that he doesn’t want to become sunburnt just yet on that basis. | |||
| 01.07.03 – 6.22pm – Peter Owen is beginning to worry the group. He is taking his part of Dianne Griffiths in the play far too seriously and is trying on Myra’s clothes in the bedroom. Strangely enough they are too small for him. | |||
| 01.07.03 – 7.01pm – Nick is starting to annoy the group by thinking he really is Roberto Martinez. He is demanding his own show in the diary room where he comments on the goings on inside the house and also believes that he should be made house captain. Leon is beside Nick everywhere that he turns. | |||
| 01.07.03 – 10.02pm – The housemates all retire to bed early to practice their lines for tomorrow’s play. Peter comes to the diary room to advise that the only place that you can read the play will be Big Jack Brother World and SMS users will get advance warning of the script first. Subscriptions for £3.99 per month should be sent to……. | |||
| 01.06.03 – 11.42pm – All of the housemates are asleep. For one of them they have just three nights left in the BJB house but which one? You decide by using the form below. | |||
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