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| 03.07.03 – 8.53am – The housemates are just getting up. James Thomas has volunteered to cook them all a breakfast of bacon, eggs, sausage, tomato, beans and mushrooms. Nick Rees silently prays for the mushrooms to be of the magic variety. | |||
| 03.07.03 – 9.22am – Nick is called to the diary room. Big Jack Brother has heard some comments that he has made about the new Chelsea owner and worries for his safety as and when he is evicted from the house. Nick tells BJB not to worry as the housemates have agreed that they can now share the armies they talked about the other day and 72% of the world’s population are behind him – most of them subscribers to Swans World! | |||
| 03.07.03 – 10.58am – Big Jack Brother has provided the housemates with a selection of board games to play during the day. Leigh and Peter Owen are currently playing monopoly. Leigh is unconvinced of Peter’s rule that once you have landed on one of his squares with a hotel on that you have to pay him a rent every time you pass it. Peter calls this his ‘pay per view’ scheme. Leigh however has a rule of his own in that the remaining housemates are doing sponsored events to help increase his bank balance. | |||
| 03.07.03 – 11.12am – Jason Smith is playing operation. So far he has removed a shin bone, a heart and a kidney. Leon Britton kindly points out to him that Big Jack Brother hasn’t provided this game and Jason Smith is in urgent need now of a blood transfusion. | |||
| 03.07.03 – 12.38pm – Myra is sulking as no-one will join her Bridge school. She is telling the group that when she was a lass everyone played bridge rather than computer games and surfing the internet was never an option. The remaining housemates move away from here before she starts on the "During the war" stories | |||
| 03.07.03 – 2.12pm – Nick Rees and James Thomas playing cluedo is fun to watch. James is claiming that the murderer must have been Sir James in the garden with a lob over the keeper whilst Nick is insistent that the guilty one must have been Mad Mike in the office with a £1 coin. | |||
| 03.07.03 – 4.42pm – All of the housemates are now having a ‘Game Of Life’ James is winning easily as he has a higher salary than the rest whilst Leigh is trying new tactics of trying to work for nothing. Jason Smith is receiving a wage based purely on the number of spaces that he lands on whilst Nick spends half his game trying to convert his money into roubles. | |||
| 03.07.03 – 6.01pm – Big Jack Brother has taken back the games as they were starting to cause too many arguments. Leon Britton started the argument by claiming that he wasn’t old enough to pay the income tax that he was being stung for whilst Peter Owen was charging the rest of the group £3.99 per month for every child that he had in the game. | |||
| 03.07.03 – 8.04pm – After their evening meal the housemates crack open the cheap cider and talk comes round to their favourite part of the Vetch Field. Naturally Myra chooses the club shop whilst Peter has tears in his eyes when he describes his PC. Nick’s is far more simple as he wishes out loud for a Vetch pasty whilst James shows the group the piece of turf in his pocket – the very one from which he lobbed the Hull goalkeeper. | |||
| 03.07.03 – 10.52pm – The cider has kicked in and three of the housemates (Myra, Peter and Leigh) are comatose on the sofas. Leon surprisingly is still drinking although he has yet to finish his second half pint of the night. Jason Smith has broken his glass and is licking the cider off the floor whilst James Thomas is naturally on his third bottle. | |||
| 04.07.03 – 2.09am – All of the housemates are heading to bed. Most of them have trouble seeing the bed and five of them look like they will end up sleeping on the floor. Nick is sleeping in the bath whilst Leigh has fallen asleep in the diary room. For one of them this will be their last night in the BIg Jack Brother house – which one is up to you as you cast your votes using the form below…… | |||
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