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| 10.07.03 – 8.12am – The six remaining housemates are just getting up. Today will be the last full day that they all spend in the house together ahead of tomorrow’s eviction. To celebrate this landmark Big Jack Brother is allowing them all to play one record of their choice over breakfast. | |||
| 10.07.03 – 8.28am – The list of records have been submitted to Big Jack Brother. Jason Smith has chosen Do They Know It’s Christmas by Band Aid, Leigh has chosen "If I were A Rich Man", James Has chosen Mambo Number 5 which contains his favourite line "one, two, three". Other selections include Myra with ‘It’s Raining Men’, Peter’s "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" and Leon’s choice of "It’s A Small World" | |||
| 10.07.03 – 11.13am – Leigh and Myra are cutting the grass in the BJB garden. Leigh is trying to mow the shape of a pound note into the lawn whilst Peter is trying to mow the shape of 3.99 pound notes. | |||
| 10.07.03 – 3.32pm – An argument has broken out in the house over which bone Jason Smith has broken the most. He believes that it is his wrist with seven breaks but Leigh seems to remember the physio telling him that he has broken his big toe nine times. Jason is also convinced that he has broken every nose in his body bar his cheekbone to which he laughs, shattering his cheekbone in four places. | |||
| 10.07.03 – 4.27pm – The housemates have decided to crack open a couple of bottles of wine. Leon is as usual given Ribena but accidentally drinks a glass of red wine immediately making him drunk. | |||
| 10.07.03 – 6.12pm – Leon Britton is now out of control. He is threatening to take Leigh Dineen outside and give ‘him a good kicking’ to which Leigh just laughs. To try and calm Leon down he picks him up and puts him in his pocket. | |||
| 10.07.03 – 7.44pm – Leon is now seriously starting to annoy Leigh. He is refusing to go to sleep in his pocket and is kicking him constantly in the testicles. Peter suggests sellotaping him to the wall whilst Myra suggests that they put one of her curlers over him to act as a kind of strait jacket. | |||
| 10.07.03 – 9.17pm – Leon has now been curtalied. They decided to put him to bed in a matchbox stuffed with some cotton wool to act as a pillow. The housemates have not heard a peep out of him for over an hour and believe him to be asleep. | |||
| 10.07.03 – 11.29pm – The housemates have now drunk eight bottles of wine and seven cans of lager between them. They are sat in the BJB singing Swansea songs. Jason has invented a new one "My old man’s a doctor, he wears a doctor’s hat, and when my mum got pregnant, he said ‘Don’t fancy that. But when they had the baby, he thought what a good egg, he picked me up and winded me, and broke my f leg!" | |||
| 10.07.03 – 11.58pm – Just fifteen days left in the Big Jack Brother experience and the six housemates head to bed. This time tomorrow night another one of them will have been evicted but who is your choice – you have just one day left to cast your votes using the form below. | |||
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