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JackArmy.net accepts no liability for the inaccuracy of any poster profile. They are written with humour in mind and we cannot guarantee the accuracy of the information contained nor the similarity in the pictures used. POSTER PROFILE – Nigelm_mis Nigel Mouthwash Mississippi River to give him his full name is JackArmy.net’s Mr Angry. If there is something to moan about then you can guarantee that he will be at the front of the queue. Indeed, he is one of those people you see at the side of the road checking people’s speed and indeed is the man inside one of the static speed cameras in Swansea. Peering out on the world from his little yellow house that he crams himself into every single morning. Born in Swansea in 1917, nothing is as good as it used to be. In his day football was played five times a week and there was no such thing as offside. Mars Bars were definitely bigger than they are now and Opal Fruits were still called that and came in 34 different colours. Yes much has changed in the last 88 years but according to Nigel none of it is for the better. One of his first jobs upon leaving school was to apply for a job he saw advertised in the local paper for an agony aunt or uncle. Unfortunately he did not last long in the job – his first response to a lady from Port Talbot who suspected her husband was cheating on her resulted in him giving the advice that she should cut his privates off and go and get an ice cream as they are very nice. Apparently. Nigel will spend most of his life looking for trouble to moan about. Indeed once he spent sixteen hours queuing outside Debenhams for their winter sale (and yes he does remember when a shops sale was a one off event!) only because he knew he would not get his hands on the bargain he craved but it would give him the chance to head straight to customer services to moan about it. When he stated he didn’t want the bargain that he was complaining about but he knew hundreds of people who did who would complain if they could be arsed he was handed a lifetime ban from the Quadrant shopping centre to his annoyance. But at least it gave him good excuse to write to the Evening Post about it. 34 times. His own business venture in the city “no win no fee” soliciting failed miserably when nobody would actually show up in court. He spent thousands of his own money bringing actions against a number of firms but was soon banned from every court in Swansea as his evidence of “Hundreds of people have complained but they won’t say anything in person” was dismissed as not valid evidence and his first 30 cases all ended the same way. Several jobs at various customer service desks across the city failed mainly because of his “Tell someone who will make a difference” response to any customer complaint. “I am here to moan not to resolve” was another of his favourites. Since retiring on a pension that is only half the size that it should be (his words) nigel has drawn much comfort in retirement from the clubs that every OAP seems to attend “moaning for experts” and if all else fails there is always red season ticket wallets for him to moan about. Don’t expect a constructive word, just a general moan but he is JackArmy.net’s very own Mr Angry and we love him. Well he likes to think we do! Favourite Food – Soup Favourite Drink – Horlicks Most likely to say – “In my day………….” Least Likely to Say – “A job well done” All time Hero – Alf Garnett Favourite visiting fan – None cos none of them are as good as they used to be Swansea’s version of – Gran’pa Simpson To Read Other Poster Profiles – Please Click Here WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS SERIES? CLICK HERE TO E-MAIL US YOUR OWN POSTER PROFILES. PLEASE USE THE ABOVE AS A GUIDELINE TO WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR You May Like |
