BJB Day 34

Thursday, 26 June 2003, 0:00
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25.06.03 – 8.14am – All of the housemates are up treating Jason Smith who has strained his nostrils with his overnight snoring. Three cotton wool buds and four tubes of Savlon later and all appears to be healed.
25.06.03 – 10.43am – Big Jack Brother announces that the task will finish at twelve o’clock. Jason Smith breaths a huge sigh of relief on the basis he is getting fed up with all this treatment. Sadly for him in doing so he strains some muscles in his cheeks and is forced to bite onto cotton wool soaked in TCP to try and stop the swelling.
25.06.03 – 12.04pm – The results of the task and the housemates have passed. All one hundred and twenty nine injuries over the three days were treated successfully as well as a further twenty three that required no treatment but had it anyway. Big Jack Brother announces that the red cross parcels will arrive at three o’clock for all the housemates. Discussion starts as to what they will receive. Leigh believes that he may receive Marilyn Croft whilst Peter Owen is hoping for a year’s subscription to Swans World. Nick Rees is hoping for another of his special squash matches (you’ll have to ask him!)
25.06.03 – 3.02pm – Big Jack Brother announces that the store room is open for someone to come and collect the Red Cross parcels. The housemates have gathered around the sofas to see what Santa Jack Brother has brought them. First to open his present is Leon Britton. He is overjoyed to see that his favourite teddy bear has arrived from home and takes it off to bed to tuck him in straight away.
25.06.03 – 3.06pm – James Thomas is next to open his parcel. He has received a white rabbit, want and top hat to allow him to practice his hat-trick technique in the BJB House. Equally pleased is Steve Watkin who has received a pair of glasses with sights on them to allow him to find the target much easier (at all!)
25.06.03 – 3.17pm – Myra and Jason Smith have both received their packages. Myra has received a framed picture of the club shop to hang over her bed as well as some old ticket stubs left over from last season. Jason on the other hand has got a bumper book of medical conditions and starts reading it saying "I’ve had that" "Done That" "Got three of those" and so on.
25.06.03 – 3.22pm – Leigh DIneen is pleased with his book "The Idiots Guide To Directorship" and believes that it will help him in the future whilst Peter Owen is given some sales prompt cards to allow him to sell more effectively the benefits of Swans World.
25.06.03 – 3.38pm – Nick Rees has not received a red cross parcel. He heads into the diary room to ask Big Jack Brother why not. Big Jack Brother apologises for the oversight and asks Nick to wait in the diary room. Within two minutes a copy of the Dutch documentary video appears on the screens and Nick watches for five minutes. After that time the video is switched off. Nick is promised to be able to see the rest if he subscribes to Swans World for the coming season and becomes a lifetime member of the trust. Nick leaves the diary room to think about it.
25.06.03 – 8.17pm – Leon Britton is holding a teddy bears picnic in the bedroom. He has invited a chicken, his teddy, a bag of frozen peas, Steve Watkin and a pint of milk. Leon is playing mum.
25.06.03 – 11.14pm – All of the housemates head to bed with Nick still pondering over whether he wants to see the Dutch video now or whether he can wait until he leaves the house. Of course, he may not have to wait much longer as we ask you to cast your votes for the fifth eviction on Friday. Use the link below.

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