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| 08.07.03 – 6.31am – Leon Britton is woken up to start his slave duties. He is woken by a special alarm which has been rigged up by Big Jack Brother and vibrates him until he awakes. Leon has always wondered what it was like to feel like a mobile phone. | |||
| 08.07.03 – 7.12am – Leon’s first duty is to bring Leigh breakfast in bed. He has boiled him two eggs but Leigh is not happy as he didn’t want his bread cut into small thin strips. He explains to Leon the basis of his “spare cash for no soldiers” campaign. | |||
| 08.07.03 – 9.44am – Leon Britton is in the garden washing Leigh’s underpants. He is slightly confused as to why they are women’s knickers before he realises that Myra has also added her underwear to the collection of washing as well. Either that or they are Peter’s that he was wearing in the play last week! | |||
| 08.07.03 – 10.17am – Time for the housemates to carry on practising for the assault course that they will undertake tomorrow. James claims to have completed the course in three minutes and thirty three seconds although no-one is convinced that it is possible. Myra states that she is struggling with the climbing net that is included in the course and wonders if Big Jack Brother will install a stair lift in it to make her life just a little bit easier. | |||
| 08.07.03 – 12.23pm – Leon Britton has been asked to clean Leigh’s shoes. Leigh has asked that he can see his face in them when Leon has finished. Leon decides to make his life easier and cuts up two of Leigh’s promotional pictures of himself and sticks them on the shoe. | |||
| 08.07.03 – 3.32pm – Peter Owen has come to the diary room. He is a little bit concerned that Leigh is overworking Leon on his slave duties and wants Big Jack Brother to keep an eye on the situation. Big Jack Brother asks why Peter is concerned and thinks there is an element of overdoing it. “Simple, says Peter I am sure that Leigh doesn’t really need the bedroom painting before he leaves the house” | |||
| 08.07.03 – 7.28pm – Leigh asks Leon to cook the group a dinner of spaghetti bolognese. Leon does a surprisingly good job of this (helped by Myra who felt slightly sorry for him) especially when she stopped Leon opening a tin of Postman Pat shaped Spaghetti Hoops as a shortcut. Sadly, although the cooking is good, Leon forgets to put his bib on and gets more spaghetti down his shirt than he does in his mouth. | |||
| 08.07.03 – 9.27pm – Alcohol is flowing in the BJB House and it is loosening some of the tongues in the house. Myra is telling Jason that she hasn’t really got a great deal of time for anyone who acts and speaks like a hypochondriac whilst she also upsets Leigh by telling him that she will never join the trust as the only groups she believes in are the Magic Circle and the W.I. | |||
| 08.07.03 – 11.14pm – The six housemates have between them sunk seven bottles of cider, eight cans of lager and three bottles of wine. They decide to roll to bed. Because it is easier for them to master they just get into the first vacant bed that they see. Lee is given a shock when he lies down and hears a squeal as he does so. He has accidentally put his head on Leon Britton who was asleep on the pillow. | |||
| 08.07.03 – 11.53pm – After seven visits to the toilet each in the last half hour, the housemates are now asleep. In just three days on of them will be evicted from the BJB House and it is up to you to decide who by using the form below. | |||
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