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Poster Profiles – MagicDaps10 |
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JackArmy.net accepts no liability for the inaccuracy of any poster profile. They are written with humour in mind and we cannot guarantee the accuracy of the information contained nor the similarity in the pictures used. POSTER PROFILE – MagicDaps10 Arthur “Magic Daps” Fraser was born is a state of abject panic in Swansea in the dark days of World War 2. “Congratulations Mrs, Fraser!” said the midwife. “Your child is a boy. FACT”. Being raised by his mother whilst his father was away fighting the Germans in North Africa (who incidentally had spent much more on their “team” than Britain had but still lost) had a long lasting effect on the lad, and he grew into one of life’s great worriers. He worried about everything. Whether the other boys in school had better marks than him, whether they had spent more on Brylcreem than he had, and whether all the girls would like him as his mother refused to buy the latest Teddy-Boy jacket from Marks & Sparks, insisting that the one she bought for a fraction of the price from the local Peacocks was just as good. Time passed, and what started out as mild anxiety soon developed into a serious inferiority complex. After finishing school, Arthur struggled to find his niche in life. Unable to settle in a job for fear that other people he knew had better ones, he went through more career options than Homer Simpson. Finally, he found a job that he was brilliant at. As a counsellor for the Samaritans, every single caller felt so much better about themselves after listening to him grumble about his problems that the local suicide rate halved virtually overnight. He struggled to find balance in his home life too. Long before home improvement became fashionable, our Arthur was spending thousands buying bigger and better houses in an effort to keep up with the Joneses, until eventually he grew so obsessed with spending money for the sake of it he lost sight of his financial situation and ended up losing the lot. His long suffering wife finally left him when he asked her to take their new born child back to the hospital as it wasn’t as cherubic as the baby next door. “I’m leaving you and going to my mothers!”. She screamed. “FACT!”. Arthur now spends his free time surfing the net on the top of the range PC he bought for himself, and then immediately had upgraded at great cost for no apparent reason. We can hope that he finally finds inner peace with himself, and a Zen like calm and self-happiness will one day pervade his soul. Shine On You Crazy Diamond. Favourite Food – Most expensive thing on the Menu Favourite Drink – Stella Artois (it IS reassuringly expensive) Most likely to say – We’re Doooomed! Least Likely to say – Calm Down! All Time Hero – Howard Hughes Favourite Visiting Poster – Don_King_Jr Swansea’s Version of – Marvin The Paranoid Android To Read Other Poster Profiles – Please Click Here WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS SERIES? CLICK HERE TO E-MAIL US YOUR OWN POSTER PROFILES. PLEASE USE THE ABOVE AS A GUIDELINE TO WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR You May Like |