Diarree of Pembrokeshire’s Blue – Part I

Every now and again there are posts that appear on the forum that can't fail but to make us laugh.  Because of the nature of the forum with so many posts per day these can soon get lost in the archives of the web site and so we look to preserve them more prominently at the front end of things.   And that is why, Planet Swans and Barry_Island proudly present for you, Diarree of Pembrokeshire's Blue

Saturday twenty-tenth of Marech

Pembrokeshire
South West Wailes
Whales
United Kingdumb
Yourope
the wHirlled

Deer Jackarmy,

I am righting tooday to tell you of my eggsiting day beacuse I am going too wortch the mytee Bloobirds in Cardiff. Cardiff is a long, long way away from wear I live across the rolly-polly mowntins. It is near China. Wunce I slept on the bus and I mist my stop and woked up in Canton. Canton is in China. I had to wark to the gaim and mist 5 minits. My favourite culu is red beacuse I am Welsh.

Went down to breakfast and sang my favurit songs at the top of my voys:

"Are you watching Jack Pasta" and "Who's that over the hill, Robbie Fouler"

Dad sent me back to my room for 5 minits.

I had breakfast in my Superted pajamas. He used to sponsorr Caridiff when he was alive. perhaps this is wye i supports em.

I had Roys Crispys for breakfast. Mum gets them from Lidl. What's ewer favurit serial?

Dad clears the table. I do crayunning. I draw lots of stick people, hundruds of um. Mum says "what a lovely crowd scene, is it Swansea?". I do mad red crayunning across the paper and say "yeah, Kingsweigh 91". Dad rips up my drawing and gives me some plasterscene. I do a voodoo doll of leyton orient – I think his name is. Dad stops me cuting it up with my spoon handle and sends me to my room.

I don't mind because in my rhoom I can dress up in my Caridfiff kit. I think I am going out tonight when I get back as when I was going upstairs I heard Dad say "he needs to be treated".

As I have Free Molbile Brordband I will update you all day onmy adventure. I don't know who we are playing perhaps it is Liverppoll or ManUre.

Speak to you soon. Toidee.