Diarree of Pembrokeshire’s Blue – Part V

Every now and again there are posts that appear on the forum that can't fail but to make us laugh.  Because of the nature of the forum with so many posts per day these can soon get lost in the archives of the web site and so we look to preserve them more prominently at the front end of things.   And that is why, Planet Swans and Barry_Island proudly present for you, Diarree of Pembrokeshire's Blue

On the bus ohm. Did Aldi score second harf?

They didn't read ewer score out at the end at Ninnyan tooday cos ew is not owr rivals. They red teh Colchester score out.

Speek to ewe later when my single is betta.

Y r we?

Bloooooooooob irdssss

Deer Jackamy

I've put my clock at the back of my shelf as Mum sed they go forward tonyte and I dunt wannit falling on a flaw,

Wot a grate daye I've hadd.

We wunn 1-0. Dad torld mee you wun two three one. Boo his.

Wen I goroff the bus in Cradiff i sang al the way to the grownd.
I bort a pasty in a shop. ey didn't like me singinging in ere butt I did.

Wots ewer favurit pasty. Mine is Cord beef or Stake and Ninnian. Beacuse I woz gowing too the fottball tooday I bort a cord beef one. Do any of ew know Kay sarah? I duz.

Bye the grownd I bort a progum from the progum cellar. he smiled. Real infourmal it was. Jus lyke last week I torld im i was an hed of an innternatuional spots channul and I ated Swanzee and Bristul. he smiled. I told him iff David Gower woz rownd hear he wood be wurking in the markitt. He smiled.

Jasun Parry scawed for us and then went ome and presentud Whales on Satudey. Ow cule is at? leyton Orient, harry slocumbe, Cafrin Feetup Jones ew boyz took a ell of a beetin. Tee hee.

Lotz of peepul in Cadriff wurk in BBC Whailes. neh, neh, neh, neh, neh.

I learnded 2 new song tooday.

kay sarah, sarah, I'm gowing too Wemberlee. Do ew know who she izz?

and my new favurit

"Ats wye we is twelth in the leeg."

We plaid southEnd today. Dad lyed wen he sed we wur playing everson.

Dad woz grate wen I caim home he didn't stop me singing my new singing till I finished.

He's bort me a presunt butt sed I hat to wait till next week when I go to Wemberlee to see it. Neh, neh, neh, neh, neh.

I nagged and nagged and nagged him to tell me wot it woz. he larfed. so I frettened him with the Southend boyz who are tuff, ruff stuff. ee giv in.

He torled me on the way back from Ikkkeas he and Mum stopt in carew Markit and bort me next seesuns away kit. I'm going to ware it to Wemberlee. Its brillee-ant. Its even got the naim of owr new sposnors on it. Do ewe now wot sponsas is? wee do.

I think Dad got itt off the bak of a laurie beacuse everyone nows carew is a sunday markit

I had torst for supper cut into soljas. I plaid Millwall aweigh wiv em. real messi it was. I got sennt to bed.

I luv my molbile brordband beacuse I can right to ewe from my bed. Gorru finnish now.

Does ewe know who travel howse is? ey ar ow sposnors nest year wen we plays aweigh from ohm in our new whyte kit. Cant wayt for Wemberllee, sven days to gore.

Must put the lyte off now.

Y r we

Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub Herds

Sleep toit

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