Diarree of Pembrokeshire’s Blue – Part VII

Every now and again there are posts that appear on the forum that can't fail but to make us laugh.  Because of the nature of the forum with so many posts per day these can soon get lost in the archives of the web site and so we look to preserve them more prominently at the front end of things.   And that is why, Planet Swans and Barry_Island proudly present for you, Diarree of Pembrokeshire's Blue

Deer Jakarmy,

Can ewe here me beacuse I am wispaing. I am on my Dads computa which he dusn't know that I nowe that he has got. Butt I duz. I az run owt of kredit on my molbile so I as sneeked on ere.

dad keepz is computa sekret az he eweses itt to go on orl his speshul websites. Duz he come on ure webiste beacuse I think he mite bee a Swinsey suporta. Dad payz to go on some of his websites and he has his kredit card numbas on little yello stickie thinks rownd the skrine. I tried to toppup my molbile with one of these numbas but they asked me for my ping. I hunged up. Is it sumthing to do with tabel tennis or golf? Do you know? stwepid companey

Dad duzn't play tabel tenis and e took me to play Krayzee Gulf in Sawdustfoot wunce but i torld the man in the hutt that the Bobbank didn't like him becoz he didn't have ower culus in hiz hutt. is the Pembrokeshir Natioanl Prak a futtbaall teme? I azn't herrd of ayer firm. Bet they are like ewers tee hee. Wee had to leve the krazee gofl.

Dad plays darts for his local pub. At is wye i is on ere. He playz in the Sunday Leek. I am gowing to maik Mam top up my molbile for necst weakend when I go to Wemblee. Neh, neh, neh, neh, neh.

I az gott a big flag 24 inshes by 37 which I am gowing to put beehynd the goles next wek. Look owt for it it says Cadriff City pried of whales on ther.

Dad sed wear it says Swansea City on next years away cit is a private jork betwene Cadriff phans so everywun will now i ates ewe wen I weres it in Wemblee.

Oh, sumone haz cum home praps itz Mum coming horm from churtch.

Speke to ewe from Wemblee Weigh. Ewe duznt know wot at is doo ewe? It is wear they tell u how evey ewe iz.

Y re wee?

Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu buds

You can view the previous diaree entry here