As the Premier League kicked off this weekend with its usual blend of drama, goals, and existential dread over elbow positioning, one thing becomes clear: the EFL Championship must never, ever invite VAR to the party.

Because if the top flight’s opening weekend taught us anything, it’s that VAR is still the guest who arrives late, kills the vibe, and insists on showing everyone slow-motion replays of their mistakes.

🧠 Premier League VAR: Chaos and Clarity

Let’s start with the madness. In Liverpool’s opener, Marcos Senesi appeared to deliberately handle the ball to stop Hugo Ekitike going through on goal. Red card? Nope. VAR said “play on.” Reds fans said “are you joking?”

Then came Crystal Palace’s disallowed goal against Chelsea. Eberechi Eze curled in a beauty, only for it to be ruled out because Marc Guehi was standing 11 centimetres too close to the wall. VAR now enforces personal space.

But to be fair, not every decision was dreadful. Arsenal’s winner against Manchester United was correctly upheld after a check for a foul on the keeper. Newcastle had a goal ruled out for handball that was spot on. So yes, sometimes VAR works. But it’s like a broken printer—fine when it works, but mostly just jammed and shouting at you.

🗣️ What Fans Are Saying (via X)

We asked fans across X what they thought of VAR. The responses were… colourful.

  • “VAR is like a clingy ex. Always checking, never trusting, ruins every good moment.”
  • “I miss the days when refs made mistakes and we just booed them. Now we boo a laptop.”
  • “If VAR was a player, it’d be a centre-back who always passes sideways and blames others.”

And the most poetic:

“Football used to be about moments. Now it’s about milliseconds.”

🧃 Why the Championship Should Stay VAR-Free

Championship football is chaos. Glorious, unpredictable, slightly unhinged chaos. We don’t need a five-minute delay to check if Liam Cullen’s left shin was offside by a blade of grass.

We want goals celebrated in real time. We want referees making bold calls and fans reacting instantly. We want the drama, not the spreadsheet.

Besides, can you imagine VAR at Crawley away? A bloke in a Portakabin watching replays on a Nokia. No thanks.

🛠️ Solutions Fans Actually Suggested (and We Love Them)

  • Fan Voting App: Let supporters vote on VAR decisions. Like Eurovision, but angrier.
  • Nan Panel: Replace VAR with a panel of ex-players and one nan who watches every match on mute.
  • Scrap It Entirely: Bring back the ref with a whistle and a pint in his hand.

🧠 5 Reasons the EFL Championship Should Never Have VAR

  1. We Like Our Goals Served Hot
    Waiting five minutes to celebrate a goal is like microwaving a steak. It’s wrong. Let us cheer in peace.
  2. Our Refs Already Have Enough to Do
    Between dodgy pitches, phantom throw-ins, and players who dive like synchronised swimmers, our officials don’t need a robot whispering in their ear.
  3. VAR Would Break at Rotherham
    Let’s be honest—half the stadiums don’t have working Wi-Fi. VAR would buffer mid-check and accidentally award a penalty to Snoop Dogg.
  4. We Don’t Want to Boo Technology
    Booing a ref is cathartic. Booing a screen is just sad. We’re not ready to become that kind of fanbase.
  5. Snoop Dogg Wouldn’t Approve
    The man once said, “If the vibe ain’t right, I’m out.” VAR is the opposite of vibe. It’s the football equivalent of a tax audit.

So let the Premier League have its robots and rulers. We’ll stick with the beautiful chaos of real football. And if the EFL ever tries to sneak VAR in, we’ll be ready—with pitchforks, protest songs, and a nan who knows ball.

By Phil Sumbler

Been watching the Swans since the very late 1970s and running the Planet Swans website (in all its current and previous guises since the summer of 2001 As it stood JackArmy.net was right at the forefront of some of the activity against Tony Petty back in 2001, breaking many of the stories of the day as fans stood against the actions where the local media failed. Was involved with the Swans Supporters Trust from 2005, for the large part as Chairman before standing down in the summer of 2020.

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Roger Freestone

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I disagree on the whole
The Palace goal was correctly ruled out, you can't interfere with the wall in any way anymore.

The finances at stake in the Championship are reaching such a point that I think its only a matter of time before VAR is introduced into the Championship, probably within the next two or three seasons at the most.

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Ivor Allchurch

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Everyone will agree that they don't want VAR in the Championship until an obviously wrong decision goes against their team and then they'll scream about the unfairness of it all.

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SeaJack

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What’s a viable alternative?

Maybe android referees with AI intelligence and zero bias, that have every angle of the incident in question at their “fingertips” being viewed and computed in their head?

It’s not the tech that make the decisions, it’s the men utilising the tech who botch it up.

Our ire shouldn’t be aimed at what is a very useful tool to help the man in the middle. It should be aimed at the man in the hot seat causing havoc with the mistakes that they make.

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Roger Freestone

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The difference between a decent ref and a great one comes down more to being able to read the feel of the game than knowledge of the rules (thats the difference between a decent ref and a shit one).

The best refs know when they can let the game flow and when they need to rein it in before it boils over. They also know that the spectacle is the football game and not themselves

For example one thing that irks me is when a player is fouled requiring treatment and the ref books the offending player, the rules say the player does not need to wait 30 seconds before coming back on but how many times do you see the ref getting that one basic rule wrong?

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Exactly as an ex ref that really annoys me that they do not know the laws of the game.And don’t get me started on where throw ins are taken,free kicks wherever they want and standing in front of free kicks.I could go on!!

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Roger Freestone

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Standing over free kicks is another one I agree

If a player doesn't begin moving away from a free kick within a reasonable amount of time (a second or two) and the taker hits him with the ball then it should be a booking for the player obstructing the free kick.

I've seen occasions already this season where a ball trickles out right next to the corner flag but the taker makes up 10-15 yards of ground before throwing the ball back in.

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It's a pity they didn't use VAR - when we played Man City in the FA Cup.

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Roger Freestone

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I live on in the misguided belief that that game was one of the reasons why they changed the rules for VAR in the FA Cup. We might well still have lost (we were 2-1 down at the time) but dammit if we did lose anyway it would have been fairly

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Roger Freestone

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We were 2-0 up after approx 30 mins ...

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Roger Freestone

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Yeah and 2-1 down after a legitimate goal before the diving for the penalty that never was and the bad offside call changed the tie

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Ivor Allchurch

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Do you mean 2-1 up?

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