The Ashes 2025/26

[monmouth]

I really think some of them will come good with the bat this time and play with less f***wittery. I expect Brook to get a big 100 and others like Duckett (even Poop if he plays) to pile on. Not sure about the bowlers though...they need to bowl more than one 5 over spell each before blowing up.

 

[Cooperman]

I really think some of them will come good with the bat this time and play with less f***wittery. I expect Brook to get a big 100 and others like Duckett (even Poop if he plays) to pile on. Not sure about the bowlers though...they need to bowl more than one 5 over spell each before blowing up.

Adelaide is generally regarded as the flat-track across the five venues. Let’s see how many we can get on it.

 

[Darran]

Private Eye.

 

[Darran]

It won’t be long now only another two batting collapses before Christmas.

 

[waynekerr55]

I read it aloud in a thick Yorkshire accent.

100% wholewheat, no added sugar or salt.

 

[waynekerr55]

Private Eye.

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I've literally turned the page onto this gag now

 

[monmouth]

If Basilball fails again, it’s done. They have to go for it though, as this is the time it’s most likely to come off.

The bowlers might be the issue. Archer’s not a test bowler (f****d after 5 overs). A lot rides on Stokes. The fact is though, Oz are very ordinary. Get into them, f**k em up.

 

[exiledclaseboy]

We go again. Be fine. I’m not sure why anyone was concerned.

 

[Muteswan]

Aus 326/8 at close of play.

 

[Cooperman]

Aus 326/8 at close of play.

A bit of a tale of what could have been for England. Not a disaster, but could have been much better.

 

[Muteswan]

A bit of a tale of what could have been for England. Not a disaster, but could have been much better.

Definitely

The Ashes 2025-26: Australia's Alex Carey reprieved by Snicko operator error

The company that owns the Snicko technology takes "full responsibility" for the error that reprieved Australia wicketkeeper Alex Carey on day one of the third Ashes Test.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Cooperman]

Definitely

The Ashes 2025-26: Australia's Alex Carey reprieved by Snicko operator error

The company that owns the Snicko technology takes "full responsibility" for the error that reprieved Australia wicketkeeper Alex Carey on day one of the third Ashes Test.

www.bbc.co.uk

Ahh, the great debate about a batsman walking and the spirit of the game!

 

[Muteswan]

This was the second time England have lost out to dodgy snicko shouts. Strangely the Aussies aren’t complaining at the moment

 

[monmouth]

Pitch is pretty much perfect for batting. Oz threw that away yesterday in true English fashion. No excuses now. Bat properly for best part of two days and make 500-550, or shove Bazzybollocks where the sun don’t shine.

 

[J_B]

Here we go again.
37/0 becomes 42/3 in the blink of an eye.