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Glamorgan hail 'superb role model' as Harris retires - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/clyrnpeyg6xo

I blame them youngsters 😞

Pineapple on gammon the same, what's that all about...

Is there anything better at a wedding night shindig than the cheese wheel?

Thank God I'm an atheist 🙏. 🥚

Any better food? It goes with literally anything: Red Leicester and onion on toast with salted butter. Cheese is the food of gods, in my humble opinion.

Still have my half-and-half scarf from the Bradford game. 🥰

That Arsenal keeper is pish 😂

I've never been as cold going to a football match as I was that day at Wembley.

The beardy man in the clouds won't be happy with this hullabaloo.

Ex-academy player from when we spent money, now 31 years old, current Cypriot captain. I'm calling out Gorridge to have a look at him. Absolutely stand-out player in the SPFL for St Mirren at Celtic Park and at Ibrox. I'm calling it: bring this lad home for possibly £300k. I can't be any...

Like me and my gal Smurph then 🤗

Lads! It is what it is, let's see what happens in the summer, aye. I'm in at 10 p.m., so I'm off to bed. Fuck the lot of you. Peace out 😎

Matos out then!