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I like Falkirk. Those Kelpies are very impressive.

I remember those days. Even those when the sub could only come on if someone’s leg was hanging off. Tactical substitution? You’re having a laugh.

Absolutely right. When you beat the first press you have to make the most of the numerical advantage and get forward. Stopping and turning back and allowing the pressers to get back behind the ball should be a criminal offence.

It will be interesting to see whether it’s better than Williams in another 9 or 12 or 15 games time. If it isn’t he’ll be toast.

It is second to none, I've seen them train many times. You have a split second to decide what to do with a bloke who looks like he's got a bomb strapped to him. Take his legs and he presses the button. Not a decision I would like to make. The ammo they use goes through wooden doors, cars and...

There's something very fishy about you.

To be fair, he'd leave out the sexual abuse.

It's parent and child. When I was 60 and my late mother was 88, that was ok surely? 😉

Boris didn’t bother attending Cobra meetings during the first phase of Covid because it was only thousands of people dying and he didn’t give a fuck.

I love a drop of Penderyn. I've got one of these in the cupboard.

The look on the ref's face at the end. "I wish I could do that"

When you park your car in a sparsely populated car park away from any other vehicles. You come back later and the car park is still only half full but your car is surrounded by other vehicles, some of them so close that it's difficult to actually get into your car.

They’re just armchair sheeple.

Sobbing in his bedsit. Hasn't been seen since Franco's goal. He's not one of us and never has been.

Sheezy hasn't been written since Lala Hillbilly disappeared without trace when the equaliser went in. Swans fan my arse.

Weren’t Burton bottom?

No need for that. He's struggling but he's wearing our shirt.

For me it’s Christmas, but we’re all irrelevant. How long the owners feel that he’s the man to take us forward is what matters.

Hopefully we’ll avoid the four thousand holes.