Imagine if you were a Bristol fan

[Jacket]

What must those poor buggers be thinking when they see Pato's form for us this season as they settle into another season of mediocrity (have the Worsles ever experienced anything other than second tier mediocrity??).

Surely questions need to be asked about that dinasour they have in charge and what exactly he knows about anything? Much like Ranieri made a silk purse out of the sow's ear of a squad he made Leicester look, Martin has now made a silk purse out of a player he deemed surplus to requirements.

The man's like Midas just that everything he touches turns into shit and into gold the moment he stops touching it!

 

[jacabertawe]

What must those poor buggers be thinking when they see Pato's form for us this season as they settle into another season of mediocrity (have the Worsles ever experienced anything other than second tier mediocrity??).

Surely questions need to be asked about that dinasour they have in charge and what exactly he knows about anything? Much like Ranieri made a silk purse out of the sow's ear of a squad he made Leicester look, Martin has now made a silk purse out of a player he deemed surplus to requirements.

The man's like Midas just that everything he touches turns into s**t and into gold the moment he stops touching it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzB7nqh-O5g

 

[airedale]

What must those poor buggers be thinking when they see Pato's form for us this season as they settle into another season of mediocrity (have the Worsles ever experienced anything other than second tier mediocrity??).

Surely questions need to be asked about that dinasour they have in charge and what exactly he knows about anything? Much like Ranieri made a silk purse out of the sow's ear of a squad he made Leicester look, Martin has now made a silk purse out of a player he deemed surplus to requirements.

The man's like Midas just that everything he touches turns into s**t and into gold the moment he stops touching it!

Plato didn’t suit Bristol’s way of playing. The clever bit is knowing that he suits our way.

Imagine if Mbappe had to play for Cardiff, they’d probably find he’d hung himself in the bog after 3 weeks.

 

[K23]

What must those poor buggers be thinking when they see Pato's form for us this season as they settle into another season of mediocrity (have the Worsles ever experienced anything other than second tier mediocrity??).

Surely questions need to be asked about that dinasour they have in charge and what exactly he knows about anything? Much like Ranieri made a silk purse out of the sow's ear of a squad he made Leicester look, Martin has now made a silk purse out of a player he deemed surplus to requirements.

The man's like Midas just that everything he touches turns into s**t and into gold the moment he stops touching it!

Living where I do, it's no surprise that among the group of about 18-20 blokes I play football with every Friday, there are at least 4 Bristol City fans so it's been a lot of fun the last couple of months telling them how good Pato's been every week! I just wish Liam Walsh would get some game time and do really well too.