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Well I have known my wife for over 50 years!Superb.
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Darran
Roger Freestone
Darran
Roger Freestone
Mr. Dickson, the science teacher, asked his year 6 class one day if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole.
Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their fathers.They came back the next day and still no one knew the answer.
"Look," said Mr. Dickson while holding his index finger against his thumb, forming a little "zero."
"This is one hole, my nose has 2 holes, and I can put my hand over my nose and make my nose holes appear insi...de this other hole.""Aaaaaaahhhhhh," said the children.
The next day, Little Johnny stood up and said, "Mr. Dickson,my daddy wants to know if you know how to put 7 holes in 1 hole. "Hmmmm," he thought,
"How can you put 7 holes in 1? Well, I'll be darned; I don't know how to do that. Um, did your father tell you how to?"
Yes," said Little Johnny, "You take a flute and shove it up your arse!!..
Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their fathers.They came back the next day and still no one knew the answer.
"Look," said Mr. Dickson while holding his index finger against his thumb, forming a little "zero."
"This is one hole, my nose has 2 holes, and I can put my hand over my nose and make my nose holes appear insi...de this other hole.""Aaaaaaahhhhhh," said the children.
The next day, Little Johnny stood up and said, "Mr. Dickson,my daddy wants to know if you know how to put 7 holes in 1 hole. "Hmmmm," he thought,
"How can you put 7 holes in 1? Well, I'll be darned; I don't know how to do that. Um, did your father tell you how to?"
Yes," said Little Johnny, "You take a flute and shove it up your arse!!..
TheLoneRanger
Ivor Allchurch
One rainy night in Newcastle, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley
Even before he rolled to a stop at the kerb the figure leapt into the cab and slammed the door shut
Checking in his rear view mirror as he pulled away. He was startled to see a dripping wet naked woman sitting on the back seat
"Wwwhere to" ?? he stammered.
"Walker Road" answered the woman.
"OK" he said, Taking another long glance in the mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at" ??
"Well Pet" replied the driver, "I canna help noticing that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare" ??
The woman spread her legs wide, putting her feet up on the front seat - smiled at the driver and said, "Does THIS answer your question" ??
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked her
"Have yer not got owt smaller" ??
Even before he rolled to a stop at the kerb the figure leapt into the cab and slammed the door shut
Checking in his rear view mirror as he pulled away. He was startled to see a dripping wet naked woman sitting on the back seat
"Wwwhere to" ?? he stammered.
"Walker Road" answered the woman.
"OK" he said, Taking another long glance in the mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at" ??
"Well Pet" replied the driver, "I canna help noticing that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare" ??
The woman spread her legs wide, putting her feet up on the front seat - smiled at the driver and said, "Does THIS answer your question" ??
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked her
"Have yer not got owt smaller" ??
TheLoneRanger
Ivor Allchurch
Apparently Indian fighter pilots have dropped 1000 onion bhajis and 500 nan breads on Pakistan....
They said ... "That's just for starters"
They said ... "That's just for starters"
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