Lettuce

[Longlostjack]

Will be over soon for the Middlesborough game. Let me know if anyone wants a lettuce or tomato.

 

[Muteswan]

 

[Pegojack]

I saw the BBC report this morning regarding the lack of tomatoes on British supermarket shelves. Not once was the 'B' word used. It was blamed on the high cost of fuel and bad weather in Spain and other European countries. All bollucks. We're swimming in tomatoes here. It's another benefit of Brexit, the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Goldminer]

What's going to last longer? A lettuce or Martin?

 

[Malaga]

Just had a maravilla de verano lettuce salad, fantastico

 

[monmouth]

I went out with a girl called Lettuce in 1977.

 

[Jack2jack]

I went out with a girl called Lettuce in 1977.

Salad days, eh! Mon.

 

[Longlostjack]

I went out with a girl called Lettuce in 1977.

Iceberg or Loose Leaf ?

 

[monmouth]

Iceberg or Loose Leaf ?

She was into cosplay.

 

[Longlostjack]

https://twitter.com/worzelgum/status/1628825130708131842?s=46&t=6EuQnYTPdniWtF6NjPeYPA

 

[Squarebear]

Some fine work on this thread, Monmouth.

 

[WxmJax]

Some fine work on this thread, Monmouth.

Aye, when it comes to lettuce, Monny certainly knows his onions.

 

[Pegojack]

Here's my starter in the restaurant today. Enjoy your turnips, Brexiteers!