National Poetry Day today

[Darran]

So here’s one I wrote up Neath Mountain last week listening to Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds whilst chomping on a few magic mushrooms.




Day Tripping
Going to the seaside gonna take some drugs
gonna go and talk to trees,give them mummy hugs
watching all the fishies flying past my head
need to be more careful or i'll forget what I said

Sitting in the moon beams swinging from the trees
eating soggy sandwiches with cream cheese
drinking fizzy cordial custard pop
all bought together from the funny food shop

Purple spotted snowflakes falling from the sun
a green striped elephant sucking on a bun
psychedelic surfers up and down the dunes
troops of little monkeys blowing up balloons

Sitting at the seaside eating ice cream pies
looking at the yellow clouds in the orange skies
putting on the headphones listening to the band
watching all the polar bears playing in the sand

What a load of nonsense what a load of crap
what strange fellow what a funny chap
needs to see a therapist,needs to see him soon
before he builds a rocket and heads off to the moon

 

[dickythorpe]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FBGFFg0WYAQ0EjU?format=jpg&name=medium

 

[sainthelens]

I'd love to go down to the coast again
By the wonderful sea and sky
I left my shoes n socks there
I wonder if ther dry.

 

[tim_healings]

There was a young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
In a month, o alas
He was covered in grass
And his arseh**e was sprouting some trees

 

[jack123]

So here’s one I wrote up Neath Mountain last week listening to Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds whilst chomping on a few magic mushrooms.




Day Tripping
Going to the seaside gonna take some drugs
gonna go and talk to trees,give them mummy hugs
watching all the fishies flying past my head
need to be more careful or i'll forget what I said

Sitting in the moon beams swinging from the trees
eating soggy sandwiches with cream cheese
drinking fizzy cordial custard pop
all bought together from the funny food shop

Purple spotted snowflakes falling from the sun
a green striped elephant sucking on a bun
psychedelic surfers up and down the dunes
troops of little monkeys blowing up balloons

Sitting at the seaside eating ice cream pies
looking at the yellow clouds in the orange skies
putting on the headphones listening to the band
watching all the polar bears playing in the sand

What a load of nonsense what a load of crap
what strange fellow what a funny chap
needs to see a therapist,needs to see him soon
before he builds a rocket and heads off to the moon

Put a chorus in that, and that could be a hit record, I like it.

 

[J_B]

There was a young lady from Tottenham
Whose manners she had quite forgotten ‘em
One day at the Vicar’s
She took off her knickers
Because, she explained, she felt hot in ‘em.