Singer divorces ghost after a year of marriage

[Pacemaker]

https://news.sky.com/story/singer-divorces-devilishly-handsome-ghost-of-a-victorian-soldier-after-less-than-a-year-12922465

Turns out he was a bit of a cad, how is this news?

 

[Darran]

No more putting the willies up her.

 

[Jack2jack]

 

[Pegojack]

I heard she packed it in after a phantom pregnancy.

 

[Niigata Jack]

I heard she packed it in after a phantom pregnancy.

You're wasted on here Pego :lol:

 

[BanosSwan]

She got spooked.

 

[Swanjaxs]

Edwardo was a massive Swans fan apparently.

 

[Fbreath]

Edwardo was a massive Swans fan apparently.

Was he counted as part of the attendance when the numbers there where no where near what was claimed, unless they included thousands of his ghost mates that came with him that the ticket staff could see but we couldn't?

 

[LeonWasTheDog's]

Mad as a box of frogs :lol: