The Ashes 2025/26

[J_B]

Batting needs to improve.

 

[monmouth]

I can hear the words of my wife when she tries to drag me out of the house during Christmas…

“What time did you come to bed?”
“Erm, 6am”

“Who has eaten all the cashew nuts? I only opened them yesterday”
“Erm, um, erm”.

Don’t you have a dog?

When I was a kid, my dog was so clever he could take the wrappers off the tree chocolates before he ate them and left them tidily under the tree. Cracking dog.

 

[Cooperman]

Don’t you have a dog?

When I was a kid, my dog was so clever he could take the wrappers off the tree chocolates before he ate them and left them tidily under the tree. Cracking dog.

My dog also used to eat my school homework.