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The Ashes 2025/26

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Imagine losing in 21/22 in 12 days, ripping up the playbook, then spending 4 years doing everything to prepare for the next tour including:

- Selecting players regardless of how bad form they are in.
- Holding onto a spinner who gets no game time outside the England team because he'll come good in Aus (but refusing to play him)
- Creating a culture where failures aren't challenged.
- Having more days off than on when on tour.

Then losing in 11 days in 25/26.
The omission of Bashir is a little baffling. Picked as the specialist spinner and then sidelined by the call up of Will Jacks, this is probably a case of the batting frailties influencing the bowling line up.
 
Imagine losing in 21/22 in 12 days, ripping up the playbook, then spending 4 years doing everything to prepare for the next tour including:

- Selecting players regardless of how bad form they are in.
- Holding onto a spinner who gets no game time outside the England team because he'll come good in Aus (but refusing to play him)
- Creating a culture where failures aren't challenged.
- Having more days off than on when on tour.

Then losing in 11 days in 25/26.
You forgot

- “Reinventing” (guffaw) cricket to keep up the pretence of English exceptionalism.

Who’s the twat that says ‘I never leave a ball?’. Might be ok against your poor/average bowlers, but that would be music to my ears as a proper quality test bowler.

There’s a place for whanging everything (not least I.T. Botham, 1981). But it’s not in Australia against Mitchell Stark with a new ball or Nathan Lyon with an old one.
 
Been reading the BBC report on the Ashes tour and their 6 day pissup.

"This is how England gave themselves no chance, from selection and preparation, to booze and the beach in Noosa.
it was a glorified stag do. Some members of the team followed two days of drinking in Brisbane with four more in Noosa – six in total, as many days as there had been of Test cricket at this point in the tour."

 

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