The Halifax

[Neath_Jack]

Isn't it wonderful but terribly sad at the same time. These people walk amongst us, and masquerade themselves as being the switched on crowd.

Anyway, I'm waiting for them to pick up on celebrity gogglebox tonight, is full of people from the LGBTQ+ scene. May be enough to send them over the edge if they realise.

WOKE! MAN-CHILD!! NONSENSE??!

You know who can’t be too far away? That Matthew Hopkins fella.

He's in now!

 

[Itchysphincter]

Gogglebox was brilliant tonight, and Gammon Ferrari losing his shit on LBC this morning was pretty good. God knows how someone who spectacularly misses the point on a daily basis is held on such high regard.

 

[J_B]

A friend used to wear her Christian name on the left side of her chest at work and got sick of morons asking her "what do you call the other one sweetheart?"
She developed a stock answer of "I named it after you actually"
"It's a right tit".

 

[Ebo]

My pronoun is Supermarket, I've felt this way since I was Lidl.