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They cannot help it but Ticks are arseholes

I know this is slightly off topic but I was in St Lawrence Hospital,Chepstow in 1990 with a golfer.
He was having a round with his mate this day,played a lovely shot on to the green a couple of feet from the hole. When he walked up to his ball there there was a speck of dirt on it. He marked it,picked it up,licked it,rubbed it clean on his shirt,put it back down and putted out.

Two weeks later both legs amputated. Blood poisoning through something on the grass.
 
Darran said:
I know this is slightly off topic but I was in St Lawrence Hospital,Chepstow in 1990 with a golfer.
He was having a round with his mate this day,played a lovely shot on to the green a couple of feet from the hole. When he walked up to his ball there there was a speck of dirt on it. He marked it,picked it up,licked it,rubbed it clean on his shirt,put it back down and putted out.

Two weeks later both legs amputated. Blood poisoning through something on the grass.
Happy weekend everybody! :roll:
 
Darran said:
I know this is slightly off topic but I was in St Lawrence Hospital,Chepstow in 1990 with a golfer.
He was having a round with his mate this day,played a lovely shot on to the green a couple of feet from the hole. When he walked up to his ball there there was a speck of dirt on it. He marked it,picked it up,licked it,rubbed it clean on his shirt,put it back down and putted out.

Two weeks later both legs amputated. Blood poisoning through something on the grass.

Now thats what you call a golfing handicap :shock:
 

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