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Why the Swans is like your other half

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You want them to do well, but you fear for them deep down.

You like a drink, but in their company when they are off form you drink more.

You try to rationalize , but they don't try to reassure you they've listened.

You wear the clothes they've given you, but you crave a logo that's more everyday like Ralph Lauren.

If you didn't have them in your life, you'd pine.

You act tough but must be sado -masochistic as whilst you beg for mercy, you crave more after a break.
 
dickythorpe said:
You want them to do well, but you fear for them deep down.

You like a drink, but in their company when they are off form you drink more.

You try to rationalize , but they don't try to reassure you they've listened.

You wear the clothes they've given you, but you crave a logo that's more everyday like Ralph Lauren.

If you didn't have them in your life, you'd pine.

You act tough but must be sado -masochistic as whilst you beg for mercy, you crave more after a break.

Absolutely brilliant Dickie 👏👏👏👏
 
Easy.
When it comes to the kitchen, I keep waiting for improvement but somehow always ends up with half decent results.
 
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