Worst Xmas presents you've ever received

[J_B]

Don’t buy your wife tampons for Christmas. Even a massive box won’t cut it I’m afraid.

 

[Darran]

I was absolutely steaming drunk wrapping presents at the weekend so whoever gets the remote control I’m going to need it back.

It's not up your arse is it?

You’re a strange one fair play.

 

[DJack]

It's not up your arse is it?

You’re a strange one fair play.

Says the bloke who has "boof'ed"