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Michelle Melons, the stripper from GoBananas Blackpool?It's his sister

Michelle Melons, the stripper from GoBananas Blackpool?It's his sister
Cam's managing Trago Mills up Merthyr nowadays apparently.People are miffed we've actually spent money elsewhere and some people love nostalgia, it's like this obsession with Cameron Toshack when we're looking for a new manager.
Kane got a brace last night to make it 100 goals in 104 Bundesliga appearances.McBurnie grabs another goal today
Could do a job here next seasonKane got a brace last night to make it 100 goals in 104 Bundesliga appearances.
That's some striker.
If we signed Idah for 7 million and are paying him 40k a week, Dimi needs to hand in his p45, but knowing that tw*t he'll get the red lines outCould do a job here next season![]()
The word "if" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.If we signed Idah for 7 million and are paying him 40k a week, Dimi needs to hand in his p45, but knowing that tw*t he'll get the red lines out
The old saying used to be "if my auntie had balls", but it's 2025 now so its could be quite plausible...The word "if" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
Things is we didn't and we aren'tIf we signed Idah for 7 million and are paying him 40k a week, Dimi needs to hand in his p45, but knowing that tw*t he'll get the red lines out
My auntie has huge balls or is it my uncle, I can't keep upThe old saying used to be "if my auntie had balls", but it's 2025 now so its could be quite plausible...
If we signed Idah for 7 million and are paying him 40k a week, Dimi needs to hand in his p45, but knowing that tw*t he'll get the red lines out
My uncle had massive tits, but he was a fat bastardMy auntie has huge balls or is it my uncle, I can't keep up
Is he their new Brazilian centre forward?Cam's managing Trago Mills up Merthyr nowadays apparently.
CreasedIs he their new Brazilian centre forward?
It's nonsense. The gogs up north yes, us no chance.Montague did the deals didn’t he? Wasn’t that his only job?
But in his defence, there is no way those numbers are correct.
You know your putting on weight when your missus wants to come over your titsMy auntie has huge balls or is it my uncle, I can't keep up