New Chants - let's make this fun!

[BendJack]

A better analogy would be...

Youve walked into a working mans club, you've never been to before, in another country. Then before even ordering a drink, you've grabbed a mic and jumped up on stage, declared its a comedy night and started telling jokes and tried to start a sing-a-long to a crowd that has no interest in it.

Then got offended and surprised when you've been heckled.

Do you dictate what goes on this site in behalf of everyone else?

You think you do. Newsflash: you don't!

Try and inject something different and get set upon but the site's self-entitled 'thought goons' because I posted something they don't like - while getting all pissy over humor they don't understand. They could stay quiet and not post anything here, leaving room for people who do want to get involved - but that's not how these attention seeking, neurotic fools think...

Hence, their replies to this... Because they need the attention.

 

[Dillwyn the Dog]

You're Sooo wrong, I've been singing "take my hand, I'm a strange looking parasite" as a joke for many years. NO AI used at all. I hate AI myself. But at least get your facts right before you blindly post.

You're Sooo wrong, I've been singing "take my hand, I'm a strange looking parasite" as a joke for many years. NO AI used at all. I hate AI myself. But at least get your facts right before you blindly post.

I know. I was joking blue honest

 

[Cinio Dydd Sul]

I've had this chant in my head for years, but haven't quite perfected it. Maybe one day i will sit down and dedicate some time to it. It's to the tune of Mary Hopkins's 'Those were the days'. The 'Naaa na na na na' bit followed by 'SWANSEA!' And then sped up for the next go round.

 

[Cinio Dydd Sul]

I've had this chant in my head for years, but haven't quite perfected it. Maybe one day i will sit down and dedicate some time to it. It's to the tune of Mary Hopkins's 'Those were the days'. The 'Naaa na na na na' bit followed by 'SWANSEA!' And then sped up for the next go round.

Now I've typed that i think better just leave this chant be

 

[westside]

Vipo's on fire. Na Na Na Na

 

[Flash]

Haven’t got the lyrics, but a song for Galbraith to the go west tune would be good. Very hard to find a song that would fit that name.

 

[Birchgrovejack]

Do you dictate what goes on this site in behalf of everyone else?

You think you do. Newsflash: you don't!

Try and inject something different and get set upon but the site's self-entitled 'thought goons' because I posted something they don't like - while getting all pissy over humor they don't understand. They could stay quiet and not post anything here, leaving room for people who do want to get involved - but that's not how these attention seeking, neurotic fools think...

Hence, their replies to this... Because they need the attention.

Yes!, I am the self proclaimed boss of the forum, I elected myself the title of "The Voice of the jackarmy.net massive", though I am liking the label of Thought Goon so I may label myself
"The thought goon!, formally known as 'The Voice of the jackarmy.net massive'"
It has a nice ring to it i think.

The only neuroticism here is your behaviour towards your posts reaction. I do agree though, if you don't understand the sort of humour, you've recently posted, you would be a fool....thankfully I do understand it, but grew out of it at about age 8.


You keep saying other people crave attention....but we still swing back to the opening post Essay.

 

[BendJack]

I've got no friends because I'm a miserable, narcissistic c*nt.

I love the scent of my own farts and I'll start an internet argument with anyone, over anything... Just because I'm a humorless prick with nothing better to do with my meaningless life!

This is probably the real state of things. I'm not going to engage with you anymore.

Anyone who wants to be involved, feel free. Don't let the trolls here put you off.

 

[BendJack]

Vipo's on fire. Na Na Na Na

Now THIS I can join in with!

It may not be original, but it's better than singing songs about Cardiff, still!

 

[Festa3]

This is a bit of a rip-off from the Watford fans singing "Irankuda baby, Irankuda ooohh" to the tune of "Don't you want me baby" by the Human League (anybody under 30 can ask your dad).

It is for Adam Idah, who, bizarrely, I am not a huge fan of, but the tune has been stuck in my head.



You were playing up in Scotland at Celtic Park, when we found you.

We picked you up, shook you up, turned you around,
turned you into something new.

Now you're playing for the swans, you've got the world at your feet,
success will be so easy for you.

Scoring with your head and both of your feet,
that's what you're gonna do.

Adam. Adam Idah, you know they won't believe that we got you for 6 million .

Adam. Adam Idah, you're gonna score us 20 by the end of the season.

Tymon down the line,
you're movement is sublime,
and when he cuts it back you're gonna score for Swansea

Adam Idah baby, Adam Idah ooohhh!!

Adam Idah baby, Adam Idah ooohh!!

 

[Festa3]

I am also working on something for Vipi (who I am a huge fan of) to the tune of "Sex on fire" by Kings of Leon but, to be honest, I am not quite happy with the wording so, if anybody wants to chip in, please feel free.


Play like you're playing
keep scoring the goals.

Fells like you're flying
you're flying.

We'll go for promotion
you're leading the way.

Fells like you're flying
you're flying.

Oh-oh-ooohhh Vipotniks on fire
oh-oh-ooohhh Vipotniks on fire

 

[WentToSchoolWith]

This is a bit of a rip-off from the Watford fans singing "Irankuda baby, Irankuda ooohh" to the tune of "Don't you want me baby" by the Human League (anybody under 30 can ask your dad).

It is for Adam Idah, who, bizarrely, I am not a huge fan of, but the tune has been stuck in my head.



You were playing up in Scotland at Celtic Park, when we found you.

We picked you up, shook you up, turned you around,
turned you into something new.

Now you're playing for the swans, you've got the world at your feet,
success will be so easy for you.

Scoring with your head and both of your feet,
that's what you're gonna do.

Adam. Adam Idah, you know they won't believe that we got you for 6 million .

Adam. Adam Idah, you're gonna score us 20 by the end of the season.

Tymon down the line,
you're movement is sublime,
and when he cuts it back you're gonna score for Swansea

Adam Idah baby, Adam Idah ooohhh!!

Adam Idah baby, Adam Idah ooohh!!

Relegate us

 

[Jackareme]

"Fuck All - We're going to score fuck all"

" In your head in your head - no goals no goals no go o o o als"

" Down with the Cardiff - our XG is down with the Cardiff"

 

[Smurph]

How shit must you be were winning at home (if we go one up)

 

[Swansea93]

ChatGPT special coming up




(To the tune of “Can’t Take My Eyes Off You”)


Ethan, we love you so,
You’re too good to be true,
You boss the midfield, oh,
No one can tackle you!
At every single game,
We sing your name out loud —
Oh Ethan Galbraith,
You make us proud!