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  1. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Grimes

    Funny thing with Grimes is, wasn't he our leading assist guy last season? or joint with Tymon? He's both the black hole that sucks the life out of our midfield, and the only one who seems able to exist with any effectiveness in there.
  2. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Grimes

    The Grimes Singularity A Grimes singularity is a condition in which ineffectual passing is predicted to be so intense that football itself would break down catastrophically. As such, a Grimes singularity is by definition no longer part of the regular football spacetime and cannot be determined...
  3. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Summer 2024 Transfer Rumours

    Too early to tell with him. He looks a decent player to me, but we'll see how he gets on - he'll probably get sucked into the Grimes black hole like Fulton has been and end up a shell of his former self, passing back and forth to himself in the corner of the training field, muttering 'reciclando...
  4. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Grimes

    Fabregas made some comments on this recently as well - how passing stats are mostly useless in assessing a players worth - what's important is the ability to pass forwards, to break the lines and make forward progress, anyone can pass backwards or sideways (although some of our lot even...
  5. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Jon McLaughlin | It's a great opportunity for me

    "It's a great opportunity for me to get 543 touches a game playing in this team"
  6. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | WBA v Swansea City | The EFL Championship

    Probably right with that team. I doubt he'd play Vipotnik and Bianchini for 90 mins on Weds if he planned on them starting against WBA. Might see Allen come in for Cooper with Franco moving upfield, but that's probably the only change I could see (and I'd only give that a 20% chance). Even if...
  7. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Swansea City vs Wycombe Wanderers | The Carabao Cup

    This disconnect you mention between how he talks about how the team is playing (or is set up to play) and how they actually play sometimes leaves me feeling that he is somehow the manager of Theoretical Swansea City, but not the Actual Swansea City. I think we need to leave him in change of the...
  8. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Luke Williams on Wycombe Wanderers | Reaction

    “ we cannot have people strolling around not showing enough energy” Happens quite a lot that, Luke. I wonder whose job it is to get the players motivated and playing effective football with the requisite attitude?
  9. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Summer 2024 Transfer Rumours

    He's only here to warm the bench, so sounds like he's the perfect fit. His bench skills are only needed until the mighty Fish is back from injury.
  10. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Summer 2024 Transfer Rumours

    I'd be happy with that lot. Still think we're one injury away from being very short on strikers - unless we're confident Ronald/new french bloke/any other new winger could deputize there if needed, or we're willing to give one of the u-21 lads a go.
  11. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Summer 2024 Transfer Rumours

    Need a replacement for Pato at a minimum. Might also need a striker. Are we comfortable going with just Cullen and Vipotnik? One of them gets injured (or vip turns out to be shite) we’re down to the u21s or playing Ronald or Bianchini there?
  12. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Swansea City vs Wycombe Wanderers | The Carabao Cup

    Would like to see Nathan Toejob have a strong 90 mins as an attacking left back to show us we have someone we can rotate with Tymon.
  13. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Swansea City vs Cardiff City | The EFL Championship

    Tymon blowing out of his arse after 60 mins as happens most games.
  14. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Swansea City vs Cardiff City | The EFL Championship

    Is it too early to be concerned that Grimes and Franco are too similar to play together? As unfair as this is to him, part of me wishes we could just shoot Grimes off into space, then play Franco and Allen with a new signing at no 10 ahead of them (plus someone else to step in when Allen is...
  15. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Swansea City vs Cardiff City | The EFL Championship

    I know I shouldn't...but it was kinda funny watching their fans f*ck up Tanner's shin by knocking an advertising board onto him during the celebrations. Looks like he was ok afterwards, but those morons can't even celebrate a goal without screwing something up.
  16. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Swansea City vs Cardiff City | The EFL Championship

    I hope we sign a proper no 10 by the time the window shuts. If it's not working for us out wide, we have very little else to trouble teams with.
  17. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Swansea City vs Cardiff City | The EFL Championship

    Thought Allen did well when he came on. Nice to see a midfielder with a pulse out there.
  18. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Swansea City vs Cardiff City | The EFL Championship

    We still lack any creativity or drive in the middle of the pitch. Cooper is not giving us anything in there, and Franco seems more of a busy, tidy player than an attacking force - although his perfect first touch when the ball deflected to him was a big reason we got the goal... We need a Pato...
  19. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Season 24/25 | The Official Match Thread | Swansea City vs Cardiff City | The EFL Championship

    Yeah, Darling needs to cut out that 'I'll just lightly shield the ball and go down at the slightest touch' thing he's been relying on all game and start defending properly. Eom has been...Eononymous...needs a rocket up his arse or we get to see what Bianchini can do.
  20. FearOfAJackPlanet

    Summer 2024 Transfer Rumours

    As long as he can sit on a bench without any trouble, he'll do just fine.

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