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  1. BrynCartwright

    Playing out from the back

    It's just nuts. Managers demanding their players to automatically play out from the back on restart is just bollox...over and over again teams get caught out, and every time a goal is scored against this dumb tactic I have a little titter..
  2. BrynCartwright

    Deal or No Deal

    There are 22 boxes opened in every episode of Deal or No Deal, which roughly equates to the average IQ of the people that watch that tripe...It's just opening boxes randomly ffs...
  3. BrynCartwright

    Fans booing when the opposition has the ball

    Looking at this Greece England game tonight, and the Greece fans continually whistling and booing when England have the temerity of having the ball and trying to score a goal against their team... I find it so fkn annoying. It is stupid, infantile, ungentlemanlike and frankly gets on my tits...
  4. BrynCartwright

    Pagers exploding simultaneously in Lebanon...

    Thousands hurt and 8 dead from pagers exploding simultaneously used by Hezbollah members ... It's a story straight out of the first Kingsman movie!
  5. BrynCartwright

    'Earth' on BBC2 on Thursdays

    For those people interested in how the Earth was formed and how life came to be ( and quite frankly, if you're not, you're either a religious nutter, or just an asshole) this series is just brilliant.
  6. BrynCartwright

    Is there just too much telly?

    Every time somebody tells me "have you seen 'Whateveritis' ?" that tickled their fancy and is recommending it to me, my inner soul just shudders. Back in the day of 4 or 5 terrestrial channels, with Sky Sports (and Movies) you knew where you were... Now, with a multitude of Freeview and...
  7. BrynCartwright

    Russians playing tennis....

    Tennis seems to be the only sport worldwide that allows Russian (and Belarussian) players to compete in tournaments...why is this the case..?..why does the ATP and WTA allow this farce after the Russian aggression in Ukraine? So it's completely OK is it for some fckers to prance around...
  8. BrynCartwright

    Should I have a bath?

    I have a shower most days, which keeps the honk off, but I had a 28000 step day recently, which has left my knees a bit fckd up...do you think a good old Radox soak might help the ache?
  9. BrynCartwright

    World Snooker 2024 debate....

    Well, I love watching and playing snooker, and am so pleased 6 Welsh boys have qualified out of 32 for this year's biggest tournament...Jak Jones already through against Anda, and Mark Williams already looking half decent, there are high hopes for a good Welsh performance this year.. Discuss....
  10. BrynCartwright

    Anybody else got a cold?

    I've got a cold, probably picked up at the Hendy v Burry Port rugby match on Saturday...first one in yonks... Anybody else got a cold, or some other minor health 'niggle'?
  11. BrynCartwright

    "Going Forward" and other wank "Businessisms"

    Every time I see the current, ubiquitous Dove Mens ad on telly, where the rugby coach knob says his team know what they need to do "going forward" after he uses Dove to wash his balls, I just want to rip his head off for using such a banal piece of complete business wank speech... What other...
  12. BrynCartwright

    Greg Davies pricey Arena tickets.....

    The very amusing Greg Davies is playing the Arena for 3 nights end of April beginning of May 2025. He is very much on my list of comedians I want to see live, but tickets start at £50.97 each plus some random booking fee.... I like him, but not that much. Who does he think he is ...Mickey...
  13. BrynCartwright

    Garnacho pleased with his brace earlier today...

    2 goals against the Hammers...
  14. BrynCartwright

    Asshole bird egg thief..

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-67987416 Massive bell end...wish his sodding rope had snapped the tool...
  15. BrynCartwright

    Easter next folks!

    On sale at Tesco Bont today.....
  16. BrynCartwright

    Cataract Surgery

    After Specsavers referred my 89 year old Dad to the NHS for his developing cataracts in March 2021 his sight has gotten progressively worse, particularly in his right eye....he eventually saw an NHS Consultant last November 7th who referred him onto the "urgent" list which was supposed to be...
  17. BrynCartwright

    Old Bay Seasoning

    Bought a can of this stuff in Tesco Bont a couple of weeks ago, and have been very impressed with how much tastier burgers and different meats have been since...an old fashioned look, but it is delicious... Signed Bryn Cartwright EMEA President Old Bay Seasoning Plc
  18. BrynCartwright

    Last visit by owners..?

    Can anyone recall the last time either Kaplan or Levien could be arsed to watch a Swansea game...here..in Swansea..? I find it incredulous that they cannot even be bothered to show their sorry faces at least once a season over here... The sooner we get shot of these jokers the better...
  19. BrynCartwright

    The Official Planet Swans University Challenge 23/24 Thread

    All right guys and gals....hold in your excitement and peepee....this is the best and most thrilling thread on this collection of disparate individuals, loosely held together by an admiration of a completely average, but hugely historic and beautiful football side from South Wales.... After...
  20. BrynCartwright

    Series 6 of Mortimer & Whitehouse...

    Starting in 2 minutes on BBC2 ... Enjoy!

Preston North End v Swansea City

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