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Artificial Intelligence

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I’ve just done a bathroom out and my Mrs is complaining that she wants the door changed. I told her she can have a door for Christmas, which didn’t go down well. As a means of being some humour to the situation I asked ChatGPT to rewrite the words to Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas, and within two seconds it delivered this:

**Verse 1:*
I don’t want a lot of gadgets,
There’s just one thing that I need,
I don’t care about a sofa,
Or a fancy new TV,
I just want it in my space,
Something solid, keeps me safe,
Make my wish come true,
All I want is just a door... from you.

**Chorus:**
All I want is just a door,
Keeps the draft from hitting the floor,
It can swing or slide or fold,
Doesn’t matter long as it holds,
Make my house feel new,
All I want is just a door... from you.

**Verse 2:**
I don’t need much decoration,
Or a sparkling chandelier,
I don’t need the latest gadget,
Just a door that brings good cheer,
I’ll be waiting by the frame,
Wood or steel, it’s all the same,
It’s my heart’s desire,
All I want is just a door... from you

**Chorus:**
All I want is just a door,
Keeps the draft from hitting the floor,
It can swing or slide or fold,
Doesn’t matter long as it holds,
Make my house feel new,
All I want is just a door... from you.

**Bridge:**
Oh, the hinges will be shining,
As it opens wide with glee,
And I’ll feel so warm and cozy,
When that door belongs to me,
Santa, hear me out tonight,
Send that door, I’ll be alright,
Make my dream come true,
All I want is just a door... from you!

**Chorus:**
All I want is just a door,
Keeps the draft from hitting the floor,
It can swing or slide or fold,
Doesn’t matter long as it holds,
Make my house feel new,
All I want is just a door... from you!

**Outro:**
Yeah, all I want is just a door... from you!
 
Cooperman said:
I’ve just done a bathroom out and my Mrs is complaining that she wants the door changed. I told her she can have a door for Christmas, which didn’t go down well. As a means of being some humour to the situation I asked ChatGPT to rewrite the words to Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas, and within two seconds it delivered this:

**Verse 1:*
I don’t want a lot of gadgets,
There’s just one thing that I need,
I don’t care about a sofa,
Or a fancy new TV,
I just want it in my space,
Something solid, keeps me safe,
Make my wish come true,
All I want is just a door... from you.

**Chorus:**
All I want is just a door,
Keeps the draft from hitting the floor,
It can swing or slide or fold,
Doesn’t matter long as it holds,
Make my house feel new,
All I want is just a door... from you.

**Verse 2:**
I don’t need much decoration,
Or a sparkling chandelier,
I don’t need the latest gadget,
Just a door that brings good cheer,
I’ll be waiting by the frame,
Wood or steel, it’s all the same,
It’s my heart’s desire,
All I want is just a door... from you

**Chorus:**
All I want is just a door,
Keeps the draft from hitting the floor,
It can swing or slide or fold,
Doesn’t matter long as it holds,
Make my house feel new,
All I want is just a door... from you.

**Bridge:**
Oh, the hinges will be shining,
As it opens wide with glee,
And I’ll feel so warm and cozy,
When that door belongs to me,
Santa, hear me out tonight,
Send that door, I’ll be alright,
Make my dream come true,
All I want is just a door... from you!

**Chorus:**
All I want is just a door,
Keeps the draft from hitting the floor,
It can swing or slide or fold,
Doesn’t matter long as it holds,
Make my house feel new,
All I want is just a door... from you!

**Outro:**
Yeah, all I want is just a door... from you!
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Have you sung it to the wife yet? 😂
 
AI is a great tool if used correctly. It helps massively with my work when I'd normally stare at my laptop for hours on end waiting for something to inspire me.
Cooperman said:
Multiple times last night after a few drinks 😂
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Brave, very brave 😂
 
Smurph said:
AI is a great tool if used correctly. It helps massively with my work when I'd normally stare at my laptop for hours on end waiting for something to inspire me.

Brave, very brave 😂
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Yes jokes aside, the ability to point ChatGPT at a set of data and receive an instant conclusion is something that humans will never be able to do. A powerful tool for driving efficiency.
 
Cooperman said:
Yes jokes aside, the ability to point ChatGPT at a set of data and receive an instant conclusion is something that humans will never be able to do. A powerful tool for driving efficiency.
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It's only going to get better as well 👏🏼
 
Cooperman said:
I’ve just done a bathroom out and my Mrs is complaining that she wants the door changed. I told her she can have a door for Christmas, which didn’t go down well. As a means of being some humour to the situation I asked ChatGPT to rewrite the words to Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas, and within two seconds it delivered this:

**Verse 1:*
I don’t want a lot of gadgets,
There’s just one thing that I need,
I don’t care about a sofa,
Or a fancy new TV,
I just want it in my space,
Something solid, keeps me safe,
Make my wish come true,
All I want is just a door... from you.

**Chorus:**
All I want is just a door,
Keeps the draft from hitting the floor,
It can swing or slide or fold,
Doesn’t matter long as it holds,
Make my house feel new,
All I want is just a door... from you.

**Verse 2:**
I don’t need much decoration,
Or a sparkling chandelier,
I don’t need the latest gadget,
Just a door that brings good cheer,
I’ll be waiting by the frame,
Wood or steel, it’s all the same,
It’s my heart’s desire,
All I want is just a door... from you

**Chorus:**
All I want is just a door,
Keeps the draft from hitting the floor,
It can swing or slide or fold,
Doesn’t matter long as it holds,
Make my house feel new,
All I want is just a door... from you.

**Bridge:**
Oh, the hinges will be shining,
As it opens wide with glee,
And I’ll feel so warm and cozy,
When that door belongs to me,
Santa, hear me out tonight,
Send that door, I’ll be alright,
Make my dream come true,
All I want is just a door... from you!

**Chorus:**
All I want is just a door,
Keeps the draft from hitting the floor,
It can swing or slide or fold,
Doesn’t matter long as it holds,
Make my house feel new,
All I want is just a door... from you!

**Outro:**
Yeah, all I want is just a door... from you!
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That's like a conversation with Rain Man.
 
I just put my name and a few other names of people I work with into Chat gpt. It’s full of shit :ROFLMAO:
 
My local Supermarket is now playing allegedly AI made music in the background , no royalties .

I do work there and colleagues have to listen to this loop for hours on end , awful stuff .

Some have tried to find this rubbish online , key words and phrases for a clue , no chance .

Give me Kylie and ABBA now , at least we could sing along quietly and not scare customers with my vocal range if heard by them .
 
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