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Assassin wanted...

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[u]Assassin Required.[/u]

Needs to be handy with guns, knives, Slavic languages, cooking borscht, necking vodka,

These sort of jobs are normally listed on the Dark Web.

As that is practically run by a certain country in Eastern Europe ( and the Illuminati wrth gwrs!) the job is now open to Planet Swans members.

As some members of PS lived through the Swans/ Cardiff fighting of the 70s and 80s they could be ideal for this job.

High Value target in an Eastern European country. Little beady eyes, but forehead is enormous...a sniper's paradise.

Complete arsehole. Tiny cock syndrome. Loves rooms made from marble and bombs.

World will sigh a massive sigh of relief on job completion.

Reward: Job satisfaction, freedom of the city of Swansea (and we could probably wangle a Swans season ticket for 22/23).

Applications to The Ponderosa, Bont.
 
I was all in until you threw in the season ticket.
 
Because someone with his beliefs but more capable would take his place? It's why we never tried to kill Hitler back in the day. Also it would be a declaration of war against a country 3 hours away with nukes.

And also it would be illegal. Do that and all bets are off (shooting captured soldiers etc.).
 
Glyn1 said:
Because someone with his beliefs but more capable would take his place? It's why we never tried to kill Hitler back in the day. Also it would be a declaration of war against a country 3 hours away with nukes.

And also it would be illegal. Do that and all bets are off (shooting captured soldiers etc.).
Get it done then, I think we need to take on this Putin splinter group.
Ukranians are fearless and brave BUT their country is getting bombed off the map now.

I'm up for it.

Britain looks so soft and the yanks full of hot air.
 
It's a job for the Russian people, or the Russian top brass. The West's job is to ruin their economy and make life so miserable for them that they turn on the snivelling little tw*t.
 
dickythorpe said:
Glyn1 said:
Because someone with his beliefs but more capable would take his place? It's why we never tried to kill Hitler back in the day. Also it would be a declaration of war against a country 3 hours away with nukes.

And also it would be illegal. Do that and all bets are off (shooting captured soldiers etc.).
Get it done then, I think we need to take on this Putin splinter group.
Ukranians are fearless and brave BUT their country is getting bombed off the map now.

I'm up for it.

Britain looks so soft and the yanks full of hot air.

Hot air is the reason the west is limited in what they can do , in the form of mushroom clouds
 
dickythorpe said:
All jokes aside but HOW THE HELL IS PUTIN STILL ALIVE?????

He has his own equivalent of the Praetorian guard and its a good few hundred strong. Additionally as an ex KGB chief...
 

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