Big plans for Mumbles

[Muteswan]

Well perhaps some sort of border patrol could be formed, to keep out the townees and cymmers.
I might struggle to get through as I’m a newby down here. I’ve only been here for 35 years, and also I’m an Eastside boy too.

 

[Niigata Jack]

People won’t be allowed to go to Mumbles unless they’ve got Oakley sunglasses anyway.

Some cocks down there aye.

No Steptoe look alikes or Cheap Twat Groupie's allowed, down in Gods Country, you was bound to feel out of place there, there's always Aberavon though :lol: