Cyril OUT!

[Swanjaxs]

He's become predictable and stale, just wandering around aimlessly with his wings outstretched, trying to look interested. He doesn't even try to save a penalty at halftime. He looks like he's just going through the motions.

A shadow of the young Cyril that once filled Millwall's Zampa the lion in down the Vetch.

He looks like he's been sleeping rough, too, and needs a good scrub.

Time to go, and take Coleman and Williams with him.

 

[Smurph]

He's become predictable and stale, just wandering around aimlessly with his wings outstretched, trying to look interested. He doesn't even try to save a penalty at halftime. He looks like he's just going through the motions.

A shadow of the young Cyril that once filled Millwall's Zampa the lion in down the Vetch.

He looks like he's been sleeping rough, too, and needs a good scrub.

Time to go, and take Coleman and Williams with him.

He hasn't been the same since meeting Cybil, she's tamed him.

 

[Swanjaxs]

He hasn't been the same since meeting Cybil, she's tamed him.

Aye she definitely wears the trousers, likes a drop or two of wine I've heard mind...

 

[CSF]

He's become predictable and stale, just wandering around aimlessly with his wings outstretched, trying to look interested. He doesn't even try to save a penalty at halftime. He looks like he's just going through the motions.

A shadow of the young Cyril that once filled Millwall's Zampa the lion in down the Vetch.

He looks like he's been sleeping rough, too, and needs a good scrub.

Time to go, and take Coleman and Williams with him.

I'm not sure it's fair to make such outlandish accusations without backing that up with statistics? What percentage of penalties get scored at half time? How many of them has Cyril saved? What's the xg on a mascot scoring? Maybe Williams has those!!

 

[Smurph]

Proper ball buster by all accounts.

 

[Smurph]

I'm not sure it's fair to make such outlandish accusations without backing that up with statistics? What percentage of penalties get scored at half time? How many of them has Cyril saved? What's the xg on a mascot scoring? Maybe Williams has those!!

That's a valid point.

I have it on good authority by one of my sources from within in kit room she doesn't like him talking to other mascots on match days.

Extremely controlling.

 

[Swanjaxs]

I'm not sure it's fair to make such outlandish accusations without backing that up with statistics? What percentage of penalties get scored at half time? How many of them has Cyril saved? What's the xg on a mascot scoring? Maybe Williams has those!!

Cyril hasn't saved a penalty for years, some are struck straight at him and all he does is swing a foot at it.
Saying that, I'd play him before McLaughlin any day of the week...

 

[Smurph]

Cyril hasn't saved a penalty for years, some are struck straight at him and all he does is swing a foot at it.
Saying that, I'd play him before McLaughlin any day of the week...

Calibre of the mascots are getting better. It's down to our global scouting network and Matty's pre shoot out pep talks.

 

[CSF]

As someone who has been in the family stand for around four years, I was of the view this season that he's been a bit harder on the kids this year than in previous years!!

 

[Swanjaxs]

Calibre of the mascots are getting better. It's down to our global scouting network and Matty's pre shoot out pep talks.

You are LaJolla jack and I claim my five pounds sir...

 

[Swanjaxs]

Cyril at his best

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[Smurph]

You are LaJolla jack and I claim my five pounds sir...

I am in the inner quorum of Marg, Sheeez and Captain Fantastic, part of the blue print to success.

Off on a scouting mission to SA1 later. There's a Spanish beer I've got my eye on if the Irish stout isn't available.

 

[monmouth]

That's a valid point.

I have it on good authority by one of my sources from within in kit room she doesn't like him talking to other mascots on match days.

Extremely controlling.

High possession stats?

 

[Smurph]

High possession stats?

Yep, very possessive.

 

[Swanjaxs]

Yep, very possessive.

Lisa be off now