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Guess the artist one liner thread...

Mother told me, yes she told me
I'd meet girls like you
She also told me stay away
You'll never know what you'll catch
 
Mother told me, yes she told me
I'd meet girls like you
She also told me stay away
You'll never know what you'll catch
I am not going to cheat, but come on Jaxxs that question is hard as ferk, what's wrong with easy stuff like.. Only joking I'm just breaking your balls a little bit.
 
Mother told me, yes she told me
I'd meet girls like you
She also told me stay away
You'll never know what you'll catch
I’ve had a listen and it’s not very catchy, sorry Darran.
 
Gave my love a goodnight kiss
Tried to take a late night piss
But the toilet moved so again I missed
Down wind Street
 
But the Bedouin they brought out
The electric camel drum
The local guitar picker
Got his guitar picking thumb
As soon as the Sharif had cleared the square
They began to wail...
 
This is a song to all of my friends
They take the challenge to their hearts
Challenging preconceived ideas
Saying goodbye to long standing fears...
 
Last one for the night pop pickers and a tap in 🫶💚
Oh Lord, to be near you, to be free
Oh Lord, to be near you, to be free
Oh Lord, to be near you, to be free, oh Lord
 
Last one for the night pop pickers and a tap in 🫶💚
Oh Lord, to be near you, to be free
Oh Lord, to be near you, to be free
Oh Lord, to be near you, to be free, oh Lord
Mrs Mute reckons Sailing by Rod Stewart
 

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