Guess the artist one liner thread...

[Darran]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Tobias Willcock...

 

[exiledclaseboy]

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That’s Jamaica ya minge.

 

[Swanjaxs]

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[Swanjaxs]

Last one for tonight, and a classic pop pickers...

During the wartime and American pilot
Made every air-raid a time of excitement
She moved to his prairie and married a Texan
She looked from a distance our love was a lesson
He became drinker and she became mother
She knew that one day she'd be one or the other
He ate himself older drunk himself dizzy
Proud of her features she kept herself pretty

 

[exiledclaseboy]

Last one for tonight, and a classic pop pickers...

During the wartime and American pilot
Made every air-raid a time of excitement
She moved to his prairie and married a Texan
She looked from a distance our love was a lesson
He became drinker and she became mother
She knew that one day she'd be one or the other
He ate himself older drunk himself dizzy
Proud of her features she kept herself pretty

Squeeze. Labelled with love. One of their finest. And they’ve got a lot of classics.

 

[MajorR]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Tobias Willcock...

Typically Tropical - remember it well from when I was a nipper.

 

[Swanjaxs]

A tenement, a dirty street
Walked and worn by shoe less feet
Inside it's long and so complete
Watched by shivering sun
Old eyes in a small child's face
Watching as the shadows race
Trough walls and cracks and leave no trace
And daylight's brightness shuns

 

[Swanjaxs]

This is a classic pop pickers from 79!
A shoein for Mutey and Lone

Midnight creeps so slowly into hearts of men
Who need more than they get
Daylight deals a bad hand to a woman
Who has laid too many bets
*edit* on reflection the the lyrics are a bit dodgy, cracking tune tho

 

[MajorR]

This is a classic pop pickers from 79!
A shoein for Mutey and Lone

Midnight creeps so slowly into hearts of men
Who need more than they get
Daylight deals a bad hand to a woman
Who has laid too many bets
*edit* on reflection the the lyrics are a bit dodgy, cracking tune tho

Earth, Wind and Fire - the classic Boogie Wonderland.

 

[Swanjaxs]

Earth, Wind and Fire - the classic Boogie Wonderland.

 

[Niigata Jack]

That guy from Glynneath ??

The living Legend Max Boyce

 

[Swanjaxs]

Oh, I could hide 'neath the wings
Of the bluebird as she sings
The six o'clock alarm would never ring
But six rings and I rise
Wipe the sleep out of my eyes
My shavin' razor's cold and it stings

 

[Niigata Jack]

Yes!

Large Fish and small chips, that'll be £16.50 Sir!

 

[Niigata Jack]

Oh, I could hide 'neath the wings
Of the bluebird as she sings
The six o'clock alarm would never ring
But six rings and I rise
Wipe the sleep out of my eyes
My shavin' razor's cold and it stings

Cheer up sleepy Jean oh what can it be .........

Its getting silly now

 

[Swanjaxs]

Cheer up sleepy Jean oh what can it be .........

Its getting silly now

Really, just a bit of fun mate *report back to Special K