Guess the artist one liner thread...

[Niigata Jack]

Anyway I've got to go and sort out the shed, before Mrs kicks me up the Jaxxy

 

[K23]

C’mon Jaxs, an easy one for you and everyone else

Death defying, mutilated armies scatter the earth,
Crawling out of dirty holes, their morals,
Their morals disappear

Has nobody got this one yet? Do I know the answer? Yes.

 

[Muteswan]

Has nobody got this one yet? Do I know the answer? Yes.

That answer is no disgrace.

 

[Swanjaxs]

That answer is no disgrace.

Grace Jones?

 

[K23]

That answer is no disgrace.

Neither is 'yours'

 

[Swanjaxs]

Anyway I've got to go and sort out the shed, before Mrs kicks me up the Jaxxy

Sort your stash of cock books out more like

 

[Swanjaxs]

I saw a mouse!
(Where?)
There on the stair!
(Where on the stair?)
Right there!
A little mouse with clogs on
Well I declare!
Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair
Oh yeah!

 

[J_B]

I saw a mouse!
(Where?)
There on the stair!
(Where on the stair?)
Right there!
A little mouse with clogs on
Well I declare!
Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair
Oh yeah!

Very topical, what with the Netherlands winning tonight.
The windmills will be turning in old Amsterdam tonight.

 

[J_B]

Well, I got the notion, girl
That you got some sun-tan lotion in that bottle of yours
Spread it all over my peelin' skin, baby
That feels real good
All this skirt, lappin' up the sun, lap me up
Why don't you come on and lap me up?

 

[Swanjaxs]

Well, I got the notion, girl
That you got some sun-tan lotion in that bottle of yours
Spread it all over my peelin' skin, baby
That feels real good
All this skirt, lappin' up the sun, lap me up
Why don't you come on and lap me up?

Sounds a bit like Max Boyce live at Treorchy RFC

 

[TheLoneRanger]

Well, I got the notion, girl
That you got some sun-tan lotion in that bottle of yours
Spread it all over my peelin' skin, baby
That feels real good
All this skirt, lappin' up the sun, lap me up
Why don't you come on and lap me up?

I used to love a tin of these when I was a kid, with Carnation milk.

 

[Swanjaxs]

Just to lighten the mood...

Happy talkin', talkin Happy talk
Talk about things you'd like to do
You've got to have a dream
If you don't have a dream
How you gonna have a dream come true...

 

[Muteswan]

Just to lighten the mood...

Happy talkin', talkin Happy talk
Talk about things you'd like to do
You've got to have a dream
If you don't have a dream
How you gonna have a dream come true...

From South Pacific, but the great Ella Fitzgerald did a version.

 

[Swanjaxs]

From South Pacific, but the great Ella Fitzgerald did a version.

Well I never knew that Mutey! I've just googled it and come up with this! Fantastic

 

[Muteswan]

I said, "far out, what a day, a year, a life it is!"
You know, well, you know you had it comin' to you
Now there's not a lot I can do