Have you ever been banned?...

[Swanjaxs]

From anywhere and why?
Myself and a group of mates were banned by the (English) landlord of the Wig and Pen a few years ago for booing God Save The Queen before an England v Wales rugby match.

Also got myslef banned from the Queens for persistent swearing, although the ban was rescinded a few weeks later after I issued an apology.

Come on lads, fess up

 

[Darran]

I never have.

 

[Swanjaxs]

I never have.

I find that hard to believe :shock:

 

[exiledclaseboy]

We were told to leave the Marquis and never come back one particularly messy night sometime in the 90s. We left but did go back a few weeks later. The landlord (who was always a massive twat) either forgot he’d banned us or wanted our beer money more.

 

[Swanjaxs]

We were told to leave the Marquis and never come back one particularly messy night sometime in the 90s. We left but did go back a few weeks later. The landlord (who was always a massive twat) either forgot he’d banned us or wanted our beer money more.

I remember that massive twàt, my mate, Ginger Price copped a lifetime ban for shoving his big fat head in the mayo salad bowl, of the "bottomless bowl starter" selection opposite the bar :lol:

 

[dickythorpe]

In my 20's I invented a new game called " pool darts".
It involved using a pool cue instead of the darts and caught on so much that the landlord of the Spread Eagle in Carmarthen banned me for 6 months.
"THEY MY BE POOL CUES YOU TWAT, BUT THEY ALL THINK THEY ARE FATIMA WHITBREADS IN THERE NOW!!!! he told me uncalmly outside

 

[exiledclaseboy]

We were told to leave the Marquis and never come back one particularly messy night sometime in the 90s. We left but did go back a few weeks later. The landlord (who was always a massive twat) either forgot he’d banned us or wanted our beer money more.

I remember that massive twàt, my mate, Ginger Price copped a lifetime ban for shoving his big fat head in the mayo salad bowl, of the "bottomless bowl starter" selection opposite the bar :lol:

Lovely stuff. I may be misremembering but I think his name was Rick or something like that. He seemingly hated anyone enjoying themselves in his pub.

 

[Neath_Jack]

A couple of pubs, a chippy and a chinese.

And the Riverside Bar on the very first game played at the Liberty.

 

[exiledclaseboy]

A couple of pubs, a chippy and a chinese.

And the Riverside Bar on the very first game played at the Liberty.

Now that Riverside story is one that needs telling. Details please!

 

[Swanjaxs]

I remember that massive twàt, my mate, Ginger Price copped a lifetime ban for shoving his big fat head in the mayo salad bowl, of the "bottomless bowl starter" selection opposite the bar :lol:

Lovely stuff. I may be misremembering but I think his name was Rick or something like that. He seemingly hated anyone enjoying themselves in his pub.

The very one :lol:

He used to go around collecting your glass if he didn't like you even if you had a mouthful left.

 

[exiledclaseboy]

Lovely stuff. I may be misremembering but I think his name was Rick or something like that. He seemingly hated anyone enjoying themselves in his pub.

The very one :lol:

He used to go around collecting your glass if he didn't like you even if you had a mouthful left.

We seem to have moved in very similar circles over the years. :lol:

 

[Swanjaxs]

In my 20's I invented a new game called " pool darts".
It involved using a pool cue instead of the darts and caught on so much that the landlord of the Spread Eagle in Carmarthen banned me for 6 months.
"THEY MY BE POOL CUES YOU TWAT, BUT THEY ALL THINK THEY ARE FATIMA WHITBREADS IN THERE NOW!!!! he told me uncalmly outside

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Swanjaxs]

The very one :lol:

He used to go around collecting your glass if he didn't like you even if you had a mouthful left.

We seem to have moved in very similar circles over the years. :lol:

Aye :lol:

 

[Neath_Jack]

A couple of pubs, a chippy and a chinese.

And the Riverside Bar on the very first game played at the Liberty.

Now that Riverside story is one that needs telling. Details please!

It involved getting stuck in the toilet cubicle, and the cubicle door coming second :|

 

[Darran]

I never have.

I find that hard to believe :shock:

I’ve never been a troublemaker.