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If you had millions in the bank....

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I ain’t moving again so I’d just buy the house next door, forcibly evict them and knock the two houses into one. If that’s not legal I’ll have enough money to bribe someone to change the law to make it so. Easy.
 
Some great replies here. It's all fantasy for now but I do hope in an ideal world we'd all achieve our dreams.
I love Gower, West Wales, North Wales, parts of rural Nottinghamshire. Just a lottery win away from achieving dream.🤣👍
 
I'd buy the house's to the right, left, directly infront of and behind Darran, then rent them out to migrants, poc, LGBTQ, people from Liverpool...then live stream the street live on the internet 24/7
 
Monty said:
I'd buy the house's to the right, left, directly infront of and behind Darran, then rent them out to migrants, poc, LGBTQ, people from Liverpool...then live stream the street live on the internet 24/7

:lol: :x :lol: :lol:
 
exiledclaseboy said:
I ain’t moving again so I’d just buy the house next door, forcibly evict them and knock the two houses into one. If that’s not legal I’ll have enough money to bribe someone to change the law to make it so. Easy.

Could you imagine how unpopular you'd be on the local community Facebook group though? :lol:
 
JackSomething said:
exiledclaseboy said:
I ain’t moving again so I’d just buy the house next door, forcibly evict them and knock the two houses into one. If that’s not legal I’ll have enough money to bribe someone to change the law to make it so. Easy.

Could you imagine how unpopular you'd be on the local community Facebook group though? :lol:

Oh I doubt I’d be more unpopular than I already am on it. They’re a particularly humourless bunch of dweebs on ours. :lol:
 
exiledclaseboy said:
JackSomething said:
Could you imagine how unpopular you'd be on the local community Facebook group though? :lol:

Oh I doubt I’d be more unpopular than I already am on it. They’re a particularly humourless bunch of dweebs on ours. :lol:

I'm all too aware (see your PM). If I'm one of those humourless dweebs, maybe spare my feelings and don't tell me!
 
exiledclaseboy said:
I ain’t moving again so I’d just buy the house next door, forcibly evict them and knock the two houses into one. If that’s not legal I’ll have enough money to bribe someone to change the law to make it so. Easy.

Make sure that they include their Prius as part of the sale to give you green credentials.
 
Monty said:
I'd buy the house's to the right, left, directly infront of and behind Darran, then rent them out to migrants, poc, LGBTQ, people from Liverpool...then live stream the street live on the internet 24/7

I can get on with anyone Mont.
 
Darran said:
Monty said:
I'd buy the house's to the right, left, directly infront of and behind Darran, then rent them out to migrants, poc, LGBTQ, people from Liverpool...then live stream the street live on the internet 24/7

I can get on with anyone Mont.

That's the whole point; sell the show to Channel 5, have a weekly live show hosted by Hayley from The Call Centre, setting challenges for the residents to piss you off. If they fail, they get evicted and someone else can move in. It'll be the new Gogglebox.
 

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