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exiledclaseboy said:
Braverman back as Home Secretary less than a week after allegedly being sacked for a breach of security.

You couldn’t make this up. So it’s lucky we don’t have to.

Shit, really hoped we'd seen the back of her as a government minister. Really despise the woman
 
Why doesn't planet swans members create their own party and run the country, because you're all intellectually more capable than anyone that's ever walked this earth.. I remember when the PS brightest and best (in their own heads) were governing the supporters trust.. achieved f*ck all, done f*ck all and started blaming others because they didn't see the job through.. Lisa, Uxy, ECB and all their followers on here backed them and actively supported them.. because they were PS's brightest and best.. now the Trust is down to 16% and will eventually go down to 5%.. "But it's not their fault" will be the howls of desperation from their fans on here
 
Skippyjack said:
Why doesn't planet swans members create their own party and run the country, because you're all intellectually more capable than anyone that's ever walked this earth.. I remember when the PS brightest and best (in their own heads) were governing the supporters trust.. achieved f*ck all, done f*ck all and started blaming others because they didn't see the job through.. Lisa, Uxy, ECB and all their followers on here backed them and actively supported them.. because they were PS's brightest and best.. now the Trust is down to 16% and will eventually go down to 5%.. "But it's not their fault" will be the howls of desperation from their fans on here

Should we make a public apology for the upset our opinions have caused you?
 
jack_lord said:
Should we make a public apology for the upset our opinions have caused you?

You're all 40+ men bickering like women bickering about people mun.. it's not me you should be apologising too, it's yourselves
 
Skippyjack said:
You're all 40+ men bickering like women bickering about people mun.. it's not me you should be apologising too, it's yourselves

Indeed, What colour is that pot again
 
It's Skippy's world and we're all just lucky to be living in it. We're not worthy...
 
Itchysphincter said:
Bringing Cruella back shows complete contempt for the public.

Sunak is dangerous, can’t say we haven’t been warned.

Back on topic, I'm no conspiracy theorist, but this all has to have been agreed beforehand right?

"Hi Suella, it's Rishi. I think it's clear now that Liz is a disaster. Yes, we love to see her at parties, she'll always do her cheese routine once she's had a few Cinzanos. But she's thrown Kwasi under the bus for delivering the budget she wanted once it became obvious that it was a f*cking disaster. You quit over some 'mistake' you've made, nothing too serious of course. Make sure you put the knife in when you publish your resignation letter and she'll have to quit within days. Once I'm in, I'll get you back in post pronto and you can go back to paddling the pink canoe while looking up flight times to Rwanda."
 
jack_lord said:
Indeed, What colour is that pot again

Skippy's a fcking penis, hates being ignored, always seeking attention. Been around for years without adding any value. File under #bellend
 
Longlostjack said:
Penny Mordaunt’s face was a picture throughout PMQ’s. Looked like she was suffering from a bad dose of constipation.

So would I watching that oily little cunt dissembling, lying and deflecting. Taken him less than a day to trash any hope. Integrity, my arse.
 
Starmers jibe that sunak lost to someone who then got beaten by a lettuce 😁

Made me laugh anyway
 

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