Noah’s Yard bullying young girls

[Cooperman]

You can stfu too.

Don't be so angry, life is two short my friend, I would like to cook you, scrambled eggs on toast, I have perfected it. Basically 5 star quality, you and your missis, served up breakfast by a hard-core chef, what do you say? Eat your heart out cooperman, I'm the bollox these days.

I kindly ask that you keep me out of your weird fantasies.

And if you’re going to try and entice a man of Darran’s stature then you need a little smoked salmon and smashed avocado to go with it. Oh, and make sure it’s granary toast.

 

[Darran]

Don't be so angry, life is two short my friend, I would like to cook you, scrambled eggs on toast, I have perfected it. Basically 5 star quality, you and your missis, served up breakfast by a hard-core chef, what do you say? Eat your heart out cooperman, I'm the bollox these days.

I kindly ask that you keep me out of your weird fantasies.

And if you’re going to try and entice a man of Darran’s stature then you need a little smoked salmon and smashed avocado to go with it. Oh, and make sure it’s granary toast.

You know me too well.

 

[Samba]

Don't be so angry, life is two short my friend, I would like to cook you, scrambled eggs on toast, I have perfected it. Basically 5 star quality, you and your missis, served up breakfast by a hard-core chef, what do you say? Eat your heart out cooperman, I'm the bollox these days.

I kindly ask that you keep me out of your weird fantasies.

And if you’re going to try and entice a man of Darran’s stature then you need a little smoked salmon and smashed avocado to go with it. Oh, and make sure it’s granary toast.

Stop rimming, it's embarrassing.

 

[Cooperman]

I kindly ask that you keep me out of your weird fantasies.

And if you’re going to try and entice a man of Darran’s stature then you need a little smoked salmon and smashed avocado to go with it. Oh, and make sure it’s granary toast.

Stop rimming, it's embarrassing.

Hey up, Barry Chuckle has arrived on the scene.

 

[jack123]

Don't be so angry, life is two short my friend, I would like to cook you, scrambled eggs on toast, I have perfected it. Basically 5 star quality, you and your missis, served up breakfast by a hard-core chef, what do you say? Eat your heart out cooperman, I'm the bollox these days.

I kindly ask that you keep me out of your weird fantasies.

And if you’re going to try and entice a man of Darran’s stature then you need a little smoked salmon and smashed avocado to go with it. Oh, and make sure it’s granary toast.

Its not a fantasy though, word is you are a bit of a chef, well I am a better one.

 

[Costello]

Noah is a class A bell end. That yard place is littered with human garbage of the worst kind. Avoid at all costs.

 

[jack123]

Stop rimming, it's embarrassing.

Hey up, Barry Chuckle has arrived on the scene.

No need of that, jealous

 

[jack123]

I kindly ask that you keep me out of your weird fantasies.

And if you’re going to try and entice a man of Darran’s stature then you need a little smoked salmon and smashed avocado to go with it. Oh, and make sure it’s granary toast.

Stop rimming, it's embarrassing.

Every thread that gets derailed, is down to Darren, I mean ferk me you offer cooking tips, and you get slagged off..It's a joke, last time I ever offer my culinary tips, bunch of twats..

 

[Darran]

Stop rimming, it's embarrassing.

Every thread that gets derailed, is down to Darren, I mean ferk me you offer cooking tips, and you get slagged off..It's a joke, last time I ever offer my culinary tips, bunch of twats..

Stop swearing.

 

[Cooperman]

Its not a fantasy though, word is you are a bit of a chef, well I am a better one.

That’s ok, you can have that accolade.

 

[jack123]

Every thread that gets derailed, is down to Darren, I mean ferk me you offer cooking tips, and you get slagged off..It's a joke, last time I ever offer my culinary tips, bunch of twats..

Stop swearing.

hmms ferk me is swearing is it?

 

[jack123]

Its not a fantasy though, word is you are a bit of a chef, well I am a better one.

That’s ok, you can have that accolade.

Ta. I am concentrating on eggs at the moment, but hoping to move to curry's within a month.

 

[Cooperman]

That’s ok, you can have that accolade.

Ta. I am concentrating on eggs at the moment, but hoping to move to curry's within a month.

Now you’re talking!

 

[jack123]

Ta. I am concentrating on eggs at the moment, but hoping to move to curry's within a month.

Now you’re talking!

Thanks coops, pay no attention to me, I'm a twat and none of that was really directed at you.. But i have sussed out how to make 5 star scrambled eggs.

 

[Aubrey Hambone]

Noha really is an asshole mind, bit of a manchild too