One In ~ None Out

[Smurph]

Don't be daft.

What kind of heathen are you

 

[J_B]

I remember when we were in Ireland for the Swans preseason tour they had black pudding and white pudding.

Yeah, I’ve been served white pudding as part of a “full Irish”. White pudding appears to be a whole load of shit without the blood of black pudding.

 

[Cooperman]

Some divided opinion here on what makes the optimum ten item fry up, but one thing we seem to be aligned on is that tomato's have no place in a fry up. These people who have tinned tomato's on toast, what is going through their mind?

 

[exiledclaseboy]

So you're including toast in your 10 after all?
Black pudding is disgusting and should only be offered to dogs. Mushrooms instead and we're getting there. A second egg instead of toast is the answer. Toast is the extra so isn't included.
Coffee not tea.

I had to given the terms and conditions outlined.

 

[Niigata Jack]

What kind of heathen are you

What kind of heathen are you

An old one, not had a cooked breakfast for months and months, apart from a mushroom omelette with tin toms with a decent few sprinkles of white pepper, I had on Hols.

 

[Neath_Jack]

Some divided opinion here on what makes the optimum ten item fry up, but one thing we seem to be aligned on is that tomato's have no place in a fry up. These people who have tinned tomato's on toast, what is going through their mind?

I can do half and half when the mood takes me but never all toms.

 

[Darran]

There’ll be no such thing as bacon when the brown people take over the country.

 

[exiledclaseboy]

Views on your breakfast egg or eggs being poached instead of fried? Poached is of course the king of eggs, but I’m unsure as to its suitability with a fried breakfast

 

[Smurph]

There’ll be no such thing as bacon when the brown people take over the country.

How come, are they vegans?

 

[Darran]

How come, are they vegans?

Someone needs to pork you in the eye.

 

[Smurph]

Someone needs to pork you in the eye.

Or pop you in the chops

 

[Darran]

Or pop you in the chops

Fair point.

 

[Smurph]

Fair point.

Just as well we are both lovers, not fighters

 

[Darran]

Just as well we are both lovers, not fighters

I love everyone me,even Max.

 

[Cooperman]

Views on your breakfast egg or eggs being poached instead of fried? Poached is of course the king of eggs, but I’m unsure as to its suitability with a fried breakfast

Egg ranking:
1st: poached on toast
2nd: fried on a fry up
3rd: boiled with soldiers
4th: scrambled