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Starmer to quit

Skippyjack said:
Ebo and his utopian dream world fantasy politics :lol: ... He doesn't speak for the majority thank Christ

Isn't it funny that 5 years ago Jeremy Corbyn suggested nationalising our energy companies and raising the living wage to combat the cost of living crisis and every one laughed at him. No one is laughing at him now are they?

Tell me skip, what magic policies has the Starmtrooper got then? At least the manifesto in the last election was fully costed for and proven. Just a shame a lot of thick cunts chose brexit over sensible politics and now they are paying the price. JC could come out and say 'told you so' but he is not a cunt like 99% of politicians.
 
That first para reminded me of dear old Bob Monkhouse.

"People laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now."
 
monmouth said:
That first para reminded me of dear old Bob Monkhouse.

"People laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now."

I was having a chat about this with some of the family the other day and expressed my not really enjoying comedians who rely on the format of 'one sentence setup, punchline'.

That Monkhouse quote reminded me that when it's done as well as that, it's much funnier than I was arguing. That really is a brilliant line.
 
JackSomething said:
monmouth said:
That first para reminded me of dear old Bob Monkhouse.

"People laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now."

I was having a chat about this with some of the family the other day and expressed my not really enjoying comedians who rely on the format of 'one sentence setup, punchline'.

That Monkhouse quote reminded me that when it's done as well as that, it's much funnier than I was arguing. That really is a brilliant line.

WAs it Barry Cryer that wrote it? He used to do a lot of that sort of thing. If he wasn't dead he could write for Starmer at PMQs. Ripping the piss out of Johnno week after week would be more effective than much of what he's been doing. His delivery would kill it anyway, obviously.
 

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