The Ashes 2025/26

[Swanjaxs]

They're probably over there on holiday mode.. oh well get millions and an all inclusive 3 month holiday in the sun for sod all.. bit like Ant and Dec doing I'm a celebrity, get paid, who gives a f*ck

Ant and Dec could do a better job than Brooks and Pope in the English top order.

 

[Cooperman]

Starc has had a field day against these England batsmen they made it far to easy for him, they're all full of promise leading up to the tour and the self belief and mental toughness fritters away as soon as the take to the field.

Pretty much nailed on for man of the series.

 

[Cooperman]

This is a good piece from Aggers.

The Ashes: England's Bazball message is dead, says Jonathan Agnew

If Ben Stokes and Brendon McCullum are questioning the mentality of the England players, they need to look at themselves, says Jonathan Agnew.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Darran]

I watched a few clips of the 2nd test on X last night.
Who the fuck does that Archer fella think he is running in with a big gold chain swaying from side to side?
He looks like poundshop Sir Curtly Ambrose ffs.

 

[monmouth]

First things first, cancel the planned four-day golfing jolly, spend the time before the 3rd Test with afternoon net sessions, and oh yes, grow a massive pair of bolloxs...

It'll be highly amusing if Bozoball comes good at Adelaide and they crush a very ordinary Oz side. It wouldn't excuse the bazcrap of the last two matches, but the commentary would be entertaining.

 

[Cooperman]

I watched a few clips of the 2nd test on X last night.
Who the fuck does that Archer fella think he is running in with a big gold chain swaying from side to side?
He looks like poundshop Sir Curtly Ambrose ffs.

Look out, Geoffrey Boycott has logged on

 

[Darran]

Look out, Geoffrey Boycott has logged on

I’m right though.

 

[Cooperman]

I’m right though.

You are, if only you could have said it in a thick Yorkshire accent

 

[Darran]

You are, if only you could have said it in a thick Yorkshire accent

I typed it in a thick Yorkshire accent.

 

[Cooperman]

I typed it in a thick Yorkshire accent.

I read it aloud in a thick Yorkshire accent.

 

[Darran]

I read it aloud in a thick Yorkshire accent.

You are obviously very observant.

 

[Cooperman]

Mark Wood ruled out for the remainder of the tour.

 

[Muteswan]

I’m free! Couldn’t do any worse.

 

[monmouth]

I really think some of them will come good with the bat this time and play with less f***wittery. I expect Brook to get a big 100 and others like Duckett (even Poop if he plays) to pile on. Not sure about the bowlers though...they need to bowl more than one 5 over spell each before blowing up.

 

[Cooperman]

I really think some of them will come good with the bat this time and play with less f***wittery. I expect Brook to get a big 100 and others like Duckett (even Poop if he plays) to pile on. Not sure about the bowlers though...they need to bowl more than one 5 over spell each before blowing up.

Adelaide is generally regarded as the flat-track across the five venues. Let’s see how many we can get on it.